Putting the wit in Twitter: Tweets on tonight's RNC

[JaneQPublic]

Comics' responses:

Jon Emerson: "As Mitt Romney watched the Clint Eastwood bit, he couldn't help but envy the raw charisma displayed by the chair."

Jonathan Sloan: "Don't make Obama play his Morgan Freeman card."

Ken Jennings: "You guys, the Obama Chair just crashed Reddit again."

Julieanne Smolinski: "Clint is now safely back in his hotel room, arguing with an empty shower cap about how it ALSO wants Mitt Romney to blank himself."

Greg Johnson: "Something tells me Mitt's "Jobs Tour" would consist of declaring war on Iran and sending all the poor people there to fight that shit."

Julian McCullough: "I hope Obama has James Earl Jones open up the DNC by doing a routine with an ottoman."

Julian McCullough: "This speech is so long they're gonna have to plug in Mitt's charger soon."

Susan Burke: "Mitt better squeeze that Eastwood toothpaste tube as hard as he can. There ain't a lot of flavor left in Jon Voight or Bo Derek."

Hank Thompson: "That laughter after Romney said Obama has promised to slow the rise of the oceans is the sound of ignorance having a great time."

Eli Braden: "Clint Eastwood on the phone with Obama now: 'It all went according to plan, my lord.'"

Adam Carl: "'America needs lots of jobs, that I don't believe the government has any business creating.' - Mitt Romney"

Baratunde Thurston: "I like how Mitt Romney praised government employee Neil Armstrong."

Rex Huppke: "Mitt Romney is going to have to pause in a moment for a quick Adobe Acrobat update."

Josh Gondelman: "MITT! TELL THEM ABOUT ALL THE HEALTHCARE WE HAD TOGETHER IN MASSACHUSETTS! WE MADE SWEET, SWEET HEALTHCARE TOGETHER!:

[freshwest]

1. LOL! Those are great! Especially this one:

"Clint is now safely back in his hotel room, arguing with an empty shower cap about how it ALSO wants Mitt Romney to blank himself."

[Raster]

2. They were all good, but yeah, that was the keeper out of the bunch.

This gets runner-up:

Julian McCullough: "I hope Obama has James Earl Jones open up the DNC by doing a routine with an ottoman."

[freshwest]

3. Yeah, that would be good... Or a throne for Imaginary King Romney!

[JaneQPublic]

4. And great graphic joke:

[dixiegrrrrl]

5. Big Tweet fail, tho: "I hope Obama has James Earl Jones open up.."

James Earl Jones is a Republican.

[JaneQPublic]

6. I never would have guessed! (nt)

[dixiegrrrrl]

7. Was a thread on DU a few days ago

about which famous people were Dems or Repubs.
Surprised me that one of my favorite actors was a Repub.
I had always taken him for an intelligent man.