By Golly, Dick Morris has done it again...

[brooklynite]

Romney is going to have a great convention. It's going to be incredible. He should gain a 5 or 6 point lead. #GOP2012

— Dick Morris (@DickMorrisTweet) August 27, 2012

Why Obama's Convention Will Doom His Re-Election - Dick Morris TV: Lunch Alert! http://www.dickmorris.com/why-obamas-convention-will-doom-his-re-election-dick-morris-tv-lunch-alert/ … #GOP2012 #RNC2012 #obama #romney #tcot
— Dick Morris (‏@DickMorrisTweet) today

Speaking of which, what has Donald Trump had to say lately?

[regnaD kciN]

1. You can always count on Dick Morris...

...to be wrong about everything.

[Bad Thoughts]

2. He disproves "a stopped clock is right twice a day."

He is perpetually incorrect.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

4. You've think the probabilities would work in his favor once in a while...

Make a few hundred predictions, and one comes true if only by accident.

[msu2ba]

8. But a stopped digital clock is never right.

And we know how much Morris loves to suck on digits.

[12AngryBorneoWildmen]

10. You can count the # of times he's been right on one foot.

[SoapBox]

3. Funny

how many DicKKKs there are in the Repuke Party of Hate.

[BlueStreak]

5. If Dick Morris ever says President Obama is winning, I may shoot myself

Because Dick Morris has never been right about anything any time in his entire life. Never.

It seems all my right-wing friends think the guy walks on water but to me he's just a dumbass trying to say things Republicans want to hear.

[EdwardKingSolomon]

6. At least Rush Limbaugh had something right

If Obama wins, the Republican Party will die!

[ellie50]

7. Never take a toe sucker seriously!

[11 Bravo]

9. If you need advice on the finer points of hooker toe-sucking, Morris is your guy. Otherwise ...

fuck him, he doesn't know his ass from his elbow.