I Need a Better Class of Panicked Dude Leaving Comments
(Hilarious piece by Sci-Fi author John Scalzi)
Because I gotta tell ya, the ones that are posting here are letting me down. Consider this latest comment, expunged from its original place in a comment here but presented for your delight, from ManCaveThrust:
This place is horseshit. Anyone who tells the TRUTH about alpha game or feminism suddenly becomes a prime target for Scalzis black helicopter squad. Take your self-righteousness and stuff it. You and your rabbit poops can stay far away from me and my tight ass life.
Notes:
1. Tired rhetoric rabbit references been done to death in terms of me, handwringing about feminism likewise, all this alpha stuff, game or otherwise, is just boring. Yes, yes, alpha this, rabbit that. Wheres the originality? Wheres the pop? Wheres the craft?
2. For that matter, this fellow is clearly not keeping up with current events, otherwise hed know that at the moment Im (fairly, to be sure) not exactly in the finest possible odor with many feminists. I want my ranting comments fresh and contextually aware, thank you.
3. A single all capped word? If youre not going to commit to an all-cap lifestyle in your comment, dont bring the all caps at all. And again, here we are with the craft issue.
4. Metaphor usage is not up to snuff. Black helicopter squad? If this dude was paying any attention at all, it would have been pastel helicopter squad most people would have realized it was a play on black helicopters but the pastel bit would have more in line with the attempt to frame me as an emasculated tool of the matriarchy; real men wont ever be seen in pastels, theyre clinically proven to shrink ones testicles.
http://whatever.scalzi.com/2013/06/07/i-need-a-better-class-of-panicked-straight-male-leaving-comments/