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NeoGreen

(4,031 posts)
Fri Jun 19, 2015, 01:13 PM Jun 2015

Post Euphoria Silence?

Come on People..I mean...

Egads you swarthy dogs...snap out of it...

...ya still digestin' that 10-pounds of happy pasta?

and now ye scurvy skallywags is hangin' in yer hammocks like a bunch of overworked vatican breedn' rabbits...

You think this engagement is over?!

We have a ship to run! And a mission: "To sail on to parts hostile and unknown! With PASTA & PESTO!"

So, rouse out ye bears and start scrubin', swabbin' and floggin' the decks dry...

Else I starts given orders for gun practice!

"Cast loose ye guns!"
"Level ye gun!"
"Out tompions!"
"Load ye gun!"
"Run-out!"
"Prime!"
"Point Gun!"
"FIRE!"

Practice for close engagement!!

Boardem' in the Smoke and yell ARRRGGHHHH!








anyone...





...buehler?
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Post Euphoria Silence? (Original Post) NeoGreen Jun 2015 OP
Sorry, been busy doin' captainy stuff :P nt LostOne4Ever Jun 2015 #1
No need to apologize to me Capt'n Mam... NeoGreen Jun 2015 #2
Test Yorktown Aug 2015 #7
...ticular? NeoGreen Aug 2015 #8
Welcome back to me non-lazy co-captain \O/. Nt LostOne4Ever Aug 2015 #9
I'd rather you called me the Pastafarian Messiah from now on Yorktown Aug 2015 #10
Where am I? Curmudgeoness Jun 2015 #3
I'm eating a sammich..... A HERETIC I AM Jun 2015 #4
Kick!... NeoGreen Jun 2015 #5
Take me out to sea!! hermetic Jun 2015 #6

NeoGreen

(4,031 posts)
2. No need to apologize to me Capt'n Mam...
Fri Jun 19, 2015, 02:04 PM
Jun 2015

...boatswain NeoGreen, and his pet cat 'scourge', was just thinkin' the hands were gettin' a bit idle after too much pasta and grog and were in dire need of a little 'motivation' so to speak...

Ships don't sail themselves ya' know....Capt'n Mam...if I may be so bold...


oh and...Argghhhh





 

Yorktown

(2,884 posts)
10. I'd rather you called me the Pastafarian Messiah from now on
Fri Aug 21, 2015, 07:47 PM
Aug 2015

I am not a stcikler for honorary titles but, darn, I earned that one.

Reviving from the desrt land of frozen accounts and all that.

rejoice, o my pastafarian people, for my account is reborn.

A HERETIC I AM

(24,372 posts)
4. I'm eating a sammich.....
Fri Jun 19, 2015, 07:53 PM
Jun 2015

Um......er.....


I'm busy eating some fusilli

And then a nap


And then.....


MORE POSTING!!!

NeoGreen

(4,031 posts)
5. Kick!...
Mon Jun 29, 2015, 08:12 AM
Jun 2015

...Ok swabbies...does I have to pull the cat out of the bag again?!...

12 lashes with a semi-cooked noodle?!

Is that what ye' need?

Ya scurvy sea dogs!

Arrgghhhh!!!

hermetic

(8,310 posts)
6. Take me out to sea!!
Mon Jun 29, 2015, 02:34 PM
Jun 2015

I beg ye. It's too bloody hot here to do anything except sit in front of the fan and drink cold grog. Blargh!

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