In these dark and troubled times, we must turn toward our Great Noodliness for guidance....

[A HERETIC I AM]

And since I am a Host of this group, and have a special channel to the devine (or "De-veined", as the case may be, depending on whether or not you are making pasta with Shrimp or some other crustacean, and if you are, I have a wonderful recipe for Scallops and Linguine that has rough chopped Roma Tomatoes and fresh Mozzarella and....oh....sorry... )


Wait....what?


I got confuserized.


ARRRRRGH!

[RainCaster]

1. We all could use the leadership of a garlic cheese sauce

May her noodly goodness be with you

[A HERETIC I AM]

2. HER?!?

IS "SHE" a patron saint I'm not aware of?

Not that I have a problem with it, it's just that I let my subscription to the Church Bulletin run out, and you have caught me unawares.

[TexasTowelie]

3. I'll make a note to myself.

This group has issues with pronoun correctness.

I also prefer a great marinara sauce with my pasta.

[A HERETIC I AM]

5. I hate you with the screams of ten thousand fusilli being dashed with ice water....

Wait.....


"Pronoun Correctness"?

No worries. She'll be right! Arrrrgh!


(Obviously it is late, and my search for humor has landed me on the boxed pasta aisle, so I shall retire.)



And BTW, the words "Great" and "Marinara Sauce" are redundant.

[RainCaster]

8. So glad somebody gets my humor :)

I have seen pretty much an equal distribution of pronouns in church documents on the interwebs, so I tend to mix them up myself. IMHO, the colander does not care.

BTW, as much as I like Marina or Meat Sauces, one of our family has lupus, so no tomato products right now.

[A HERETIC I AM]

9. This person with Lupus.....

is he or she popular? I mean....would anyone miss them? Truly?


Just sayin'......

[wcmagumba]

4. I need a new eye patch to properly worship...

and of course, more beer....Arrrrrgh, back at ya....

[A HERETIC I AM]

6. Cheers!

[Ellipsis]

7. Rahmen