LA Chargers Offer Jill Biden $10 Million Contract To Play Right Guard

[wyldwolf]

The Los Angeles Chargers have offered Jill Biden a $10 million dollar contract to play right guard, the NFL team’s front office announced today, and they hinted that figure can go up if necessary.

“Jill is so much better than anything we’ve seen at the Combine.”

The offer came after one of the team’s scouts was at a Joe Biden rally in the city where he witnessed the candidate’s wife effectively protect him from a vegan blitz.

“This is just the kind of blocking that will convince Tom Brady to come here.”

(satire)

http://www.breakingburgh.com/la-chargers-offer-jill-biden-10-million-contract-to-play-right-guard/?fbclid=IwAR3zc_zL7s98j2IQq38s2QQqCJ6mMZo9ufphll6pM73x5Ei0u-bSfm-fZfs

[saidsimplesimon]

1. So true, Mrs. Jill Biden, Brava

[Cha]

2. That just is so funny!

Rofl omg..

The offer came after one of the team’s scouts was at a Joe Biden rally in the city where he witnessed the candidate’s wife effectively protect him from a vegan blitz.

[appalachiablue]

3. Go Jill!, Dr. Biden

[Demsrule86]

4. This is hilarious...the entire website is hysterical...I bookmarked it. We all need some 'funny'

right about now. Thanks...K&R

[UncleNoel]

5. LOL! She is on her way to becoming the most amazing First Lady on a par with Michelle Obama

[onetexan]

6. I love both Michelle & Jill. They are one & the same in terms of the grace, intelligence, empathy &

creativity on social issues that matter to Americans - education, military families, health, etc. They worked together on many of these initiatives as First & Second Ladies. Jill will make a fabulous FLOTUS!!

As for that block, i now call her the Tiger Wife protecting her man. Joe is one lucky man

[FailureToCommunicate]

7. They should ALSO offer Symone Sanders a contract. She swooped in for the sack!

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And Karine Jean-Pierre:

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[Ilsa]

8. Tweeeeeeet! (Yellow flag) Holding, Symone Sanders. nt

[cojoel]

9. Technically linebackers are lined up behind the line

Y’all see Symone Sanders come off the line like a pro bowl linebacker. Geesh.

Makes it much harder to"come off the line" when you are not on the line.

[Amaryllis]

10. Nice to see satire that you actually know is satire when you read it instead of soemthing

true that you have to check if it's Borowitz or the ONion before you know if it's true or satire. (TRump antics)