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bernie59

(87 posts)
Tue Apr 16, 2019, 08:08 PM Apr 2019

Bernie needs our help now!

Last edited Tue Apr 16, 2019, 08:51 PM - Edit history (1)

We've all seen how the money that Bernie is making from his book sales is inviting criticism. This cannot continue. What Bernie needs from us is some book ideas that will bomb, that will turn off the reading public, that will kill a Kindle, books that will be all what his previous books weren't.

Anyone who has a place in their hearts for Bernie is invited to answer. Just suggest a title.

Here's mine, for a start, in the category of "self help" books.


A 10 Step Program to Become as Smart as Donald Trump
(comes with anti-nausea pills)


Edit: It was a joke. It didn't work. Bernie is being called a 1%-er, and a lot of money he made was on his books. He needs to write books that don't make so much money.

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for:
Undecided
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Bernie needs our help now! (Original Post) bernie59 Apr 2019 OP
Bernie needs snowybirdie Apr 2019 #1
im confused... samnsara Apr 2019 #2
Um, what? dhol82 Apr 2019 #3
You have my sympathy... louis c Apr 2019 #4
Bernie needs to drop out. nt BlueFlorida Apr 2019 #5
I think it's stupid. Lefta Dissenter Apr 2019 #6
I don't begrudge Bernie for finding success later in life Trenzalore Apr 2019 #7
 

snowybirdie

(5,300 posts)
1. Bernie needs
Tue Apr 16, 2019, 08:28 PM
Apr 2019

to take care of himself.

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for:
Joe Biden
 

louis c

(8,652 posts)
4. You have my sympathy...
Tue Apr 16, 2019, 08:57 PM
Apr 2019

...and I'll be there if you win the nomination (unlike too many [not all] Bernie Bros after Hillary won the nomination).

Until then, thoughts and prayers.

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for:
Joe Biden
 

BlueFlorida

(1,532 posts)
5. Bernie needs to drop out. nt
Tue Apr 16, 2019, 09:00 PM
Apr 2019
If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for:
Joe Biden
 

Lefta Dissenter

(6,628 posts)
6. I think it's stupid.
Tue Apr 16, 2019, 09:01 PM
Apr 2019

Bernie isn’t in my top tier, but more power to him for earning an honest buck (or a few million of them). Wealth isn’t the problem. It’s what you do with it, and decisions you make about policy that make all the difference in the world.

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for:
Joe Biden
 

Trenzalore

(2,331 posts)
7. I don't begrudge Bernie for finding success later in life
Tue Apr 16, 2019, 10:02 PM
Apr 2019

I prefer the KFC guy as far as that goes with the same last name. Brought me much more happiness.

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for:
Undecided
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