Kimmel: Trump Has a Nasty New Bruise, Launches Board of Peace & Jimmy Kimmel Breaks Down the FCC's Threats

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The Oscar Nominees were announced this morning and there were some big surprises, Cleto Sr. made a tortilla that looked just like Donald Trump this morning, Donald and Melania celebrated their 21st anniversary, Trump has a nasty bruise on his hand which doesn’t exactly square up with his recent excuses, he finally gave up on America acquiring Greenland, he came up with a new thing called the “Board of Peace” which many normal countries fear he is forming to replace the UN, Jared Kushner is spearheading the work to rebuild Gaza, former Special Counsel Jack Smith testified in front of the House Judiciary Committee, the Supreme Court is expected to rule soon on whether or not to put the kibosh on Trump’s big, beautiful tariffs, JD Vance was in Minneapolis today for a roundtable with community leaders AKA “damage control,” Ted Cruz was spotted on a flight to California as his home state is about to be hit with terrible weather, Trump and Brendan Carr from the FCC are coming for us again, Jimmy breaks down the “equal time rules” in question, and This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.