Brian Tyler Cohen -- BREAKING: TRUMP ISSUES ALIEN ANNOUNCEMENT

[Gaugamela]

Make of this what you will.

Trump says he will release government information on aliens, UFOs, UAPs

[OAITW r.2.0]

1. We know Trump wasn't the author of this post. Way too cogent.

[hlthe2b]

2. On the desperation meter to change the Epstein subject, I'd count this infinite...

[Blumancru]

3. Rumor is that Trump will reveal what was recovered from the Kecksburg Object in 1965

It was not an alien probe, but an unmanned probe from Earth’s future. It was taken to a base near Pittsburgh, where scientists were able to open it.
And inside they found………

THE EPSTEIN FILES!

At least that’s the rumor. And I know that rumor is out there, because I started it myself.

[doc03]

4. Trump will tell us about the UAPs in two weeks?

[Dave Bowman]

5. The only good news about him and aliens would be his abduction.

[pansypoo53219]

6. epstien herrings.

[buzzycrumbhunger]

7. Very Jon Lovitz-y (yeah, *that's* the ticket!) at this point

… except pathetically not funny. *eyeroll*