Kimmel: Trump Declares Victory in Iran War, Votes by Mail & Jimmy Chats with Jeffrey Epstein Lookalike

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The 2028 Summer Olympics are being held here in LA and they have released the official color palette, Melania hosted a global summit, Trump was in Memphis yesterday taking a VIP tour of Graceland, turns out he voted by mail in a Florida special election after yelling over the heinous crime of putting your ballot in a mailbox, the Trump administration is shelling out a billion dollars to a French energy company to cancel construction of wind turbines in North Carolina and New York, Trump declared victory in the war against Iran, there was some major progress yesterday thanks to a mysterious gift, former Mayor of New York Rudy Giuliani gave us an update on the plan to re-open the Strait of Hormuz, Markwayne Mullen is now the Secretary of Homeland Security, Trump used the swearing-in-ceremony to share his thoughts on our greatest threat, the Senate Judiciary Committee had a hearing on their investigation of the investigation of Trump’s efforts to overthrow the election, a new edition of This Week in Florida, and Jimmy talks to a man named "Palm Beach Pete" who went viral for looking like Jeffrey Epstein but is DEFINITELY NOT him!