Kimmel: Trump Gets a Fictitious Award from Congress, a Prize from Iran & the MAGA Media is Outraged at Jimmy

[TexasTowelie]

The NCAA Tournament is happening and Guillermo is third in our office pool, today is also opening day for the MLB and the Dodgers hosted the Arizona Diamondbacks, Donald Trump got another made up award from Congress, he gave an hour-long acceptance speech during which he covered a wide range of subjects including how bigly he’s winning the war in Iran that isn’t actually a war at all, he was bragging about a mysterious secret “prize” he got from the Iranians, Trump is about to become the first sitting President to have his signature on money, Trump and the MAGA media are not happy with Jimmy because he made light of the fact that Trump’s new head of Homeland Security Markwayne Mullin was a plumber before he was a Senator - which is not necessarily the kind of resume you might expect for the person in charge of protecting us from terrorism but of course they decided to twist that to make it an insult to plumbers - which it was not, and we have our latest edition of This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.

[Deuxcents]

1. I wish I had that bartender representing me in congress!

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2. Mahalo, TexasT, for the transcript...

And Thank Goodness for Jimmy Kimmel and others like him who aren't afraid of the TRUTH.