Kimmel: Trump Attacks the Pope, Thinks He's Jesus & Bashes Springsteen in His Most Bananas Posting Spree Yet

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Trump started off his weekend bashing Bruce Springsteen and implying that he has had plastic surgery, then he went after Pope Leo calling him "weak on crime" and suggesting that the only reason he is in the Vatican is because Trump is President, then he posted an A.I. generated image of himself as Jesus which made the Christian community so unhappy that the post has since been deleted, they had a No Taxes on Tips event at the White House today where McDonald’s was delivered to the Oval Office by a woman that calls herself “DoorDash Grandma,” JD Vance was in Pakistan for talks about Iran this weekend that completely fell apart, Trump went to the UFC fight in Miami where he drooled all over a fighter named Paulo Costa, Trump also had time to golf and stop his cart to take a picture with a woman who he said was in “great shape” multiple times, it has now been four days since the First Lady went in front of cameras to distance herself from the Trump-Epstein Files, a federal judge dismissed Trump’s $10 billion lawsuit against the Wall Street Journal for their story about the birthday message he claims he didn’t write to Epstein, and our first-ever edition of This Week in Brooklyn.