Kimmel: Trump Should Be the New Ayatollah, No One Believes His Jesus Pic Lie & MAGA Reacts to Pope Attacks
Los Angeles parents got a text last night saying that the LA Unified School District might be closed if an agreement wasnt made between them and the unions, Congress was back in session today, Biden showed up at his alma mater Syracuse for the unveiling of a new portrait, we are now on week seven of the war Trump claims we won six weeks ago, yesterday he decided to blockade the blockade around the Strait of Hormuz, Israel and Lebanon held their first direct talks in more than 30 years today, Jimmy has a new idea to help end the war with Iran, Trump took a break last night to have some fun with A.I., according to a report in the Wall Street Journal he has repeatedly promised to pardon anyone who comes within 200 feet of the Oval Office, Trump is angry at Pope Leo because he dared to criticize his war on Iran which puts the MAGA-sphere in a tight spot, no one believes Trumps doctor explanation for the Jesus picture he posted, JD Vance claims that the post was just a joke, and now Trump is trying to make some money off of it too!