Kimmel: Trump Stops All the Wars, MAGA Mouth-Breathers Mad About Cracker Barrel & Ted Cruz Shows Off Accent

[TexasTowelie]

The NFL season kicked off tonight between the Dallas Cowboys and the Philadelphia Eagles, Donald Trump went after Rosie O’Donnell and threatened to take away her American citizenship, the MAGA mouth-breathers were all up in arms about Cracker Barrel changing their logo, Kim Jong Un reportedly brought his own personal toilet with him on his trip to Beijing, Trump is constantly blabbing about all of the wars he stopped, Ted Cruz popped on Newsmax yesterday to show off his authentic and not-at-all unconvincing accent, the surgeon general of Florida announced that they are doing away with vaccine mandates, and even though Robert F Kennedy Jr. and Dr. Oz claim to be against big pharma, they never miss an opportunity to cash in.

[BigmanPigman]

1. I have never seen or ever heard of Cracker Barrel

except when I used to buy processed cheese for 6 months during a dark period in my life. What the fuck?!? MAGATS continue to lower the bar on their self respect with every waking moment. All I hear is Dueling Banjos in the background. I'm a city dweller in CA, is that why I'm clueless about this entire BS over a logo?