About Government provided stuff. you know..."socialism"

1. Don't drink the government provided water..
2...If you are against the government rules..don't put your seat belt on..protest that one too...
3. If there is a fire, don't call the government provided fire department
4...Someone you love, needs an emergency...don't call the government provided 911
5. Be sure to buy a very old car, without government mandated air bags to protect you
6. Stay away from all government provided education
7 . When you go to the washroom, be sure not to flush the toilet ..You know it is a government provided sewage system that takes the stuff away..(go to your own outhouse instead.)
8. Never ride the local bus or subway system
9. Do not visit Washington DC..government provided museums
10... Stay out of all government funded stadiums. you know the government builds and takes care of many baseball stadiums.
11. Go only to private parks and stay away from "national parks"
12. Stay away from government approved vaccines and shots to prevent disease.
13. Never go to a government approved hospital..go only to private ones..even in emergency
14.. Stay away from government inspected foods
15. .. In the summer, stay away from all government beaches and pools..and also all government sponsored fairs and events..like a county fair, or state fair..
16. Stay away from that government controlled dangerous and sharing place.. ..
.....you know that place where they lend you books and stuff...I think they call it a library..
17. Always ask for the least pay you can get...stay away from the government standard..."minimum wage"

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