plus playing to base

I had a female assistant years ago. She was excellent at warning me about snakes. She loved biscuits and belly rubs. She never liked wearing a collar, though.

I will be happy when we fire our male servant. Amoral Mitch has not been a good waterboy for the people of Kentucky. He consumes too much for himself and carries too much to those who did not hire him and do not pay his wages. He has also managed to taint and corrupt too much of the commons, spreading bad water to the whole nation.

There were probably 2 reasons for Kentucky's poorly performing waterboy to emphasize the gender of the attorney: 1. To impress his base voters with how fair and balanced GOP would treat Dr. Ford; 2. To disarm and preempt any arguments from Democrats that the all-male Republican side of the judiciary committee might have or represent any hint of misogyny.

Our waterboy in the Senate is a failure. I beg the country's forgiveness on behalf of those in my state who are not part of the Fox Cult of Disinformation.