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21. Trump saw him roughing up hecklers on a tennis court and liked what he saw.

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Fri Mar 1, 2019, 01:39 PM

Mar 2019

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He was hired as a body guard and driver. Now he is the EVP and COO of the Trump Organization.

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I refuse to believe this is real. Absolutely refuse to believe it. [View all] Tommy_Carcetti Mar 2019 OP

That looks like a "Made" man to me.... Pachamama Mar 2019 #1

I believe he DownriverDem Mar 2019 #48

Sheesh! He DOES, doesn't he! calimary Mar 2019 #71

His nickname's "The Nudge" and he's with the Fazielli Family from Naples. pepperbear Mar 2019 #117

I passed on this screenplay gratuitous Mar 2019 #2

LOL Scurrilous Mar 2019 #12

Perfect! rusty fender Mar 2019 #34

And don't forget the Mooch. Talk about someone out of central casting. nt tblue37 Mar 2019 #37

Cast of thousands enid602 Mar 2019 #134

Spot on PatSeg Mar 2019 #42

Imagine the movie "Vice" on Adderall. Baitball Blogger Mar 2019 #78

Oh god PatSeg Mar 2019 #81

Truth is stranger than fiction... Wounded Bear Mar 2019 #45

I remember when that used to be an ironic saying. Dave Starsky Mar 2019 #95

I was out after the easter egg inclusion of the character from the prequel... Salviati Mar 2019 #100

oh god bdamomma Mar 2019 #114

These sick fucks actually get off on playing the comic book villians LiberalLovinLug Mar 2019 #123

HA! ehrnst Mar 2019 #104

I know, right!? The crazy just keeps coming. SaveOurDemocracy Mar 2019 #3

Another movie role for itsrobert Mar 2019 #4

I'm thinking jayschool2013 Mar 2019 #8

Maybe Christopher Knight? itsrobert Mar 2019 #14

Melissa McCarthy: "I've got this!" Canoe52 Mar 2019 #29

Ron Perlman lame54 Mar 2019 #40

Perfect! PatSeg Mar 2019 #43

That would be really funny, because Perlman fucking HATES Trump. Dave Starsky Mar 2019 #97

Oh yes, that would be priceless PatSeg Mar 2019 #102

Lou Ferigno n/t Mr.Bill Mar 2019 #33

I've met Lou Ferigno twice in my life MrScorpio Mar 2019 #130

I've heard that. Mr.Bill Mar 2019 #135

He never played the Hulk mean MrScorpio Mar 2019 #136

One more item of proof of the statement that truth is stranger than fiction. The Velveteen Ocelot Mar 2019 #5

Even more truthy....Trump made him COO of the Trump Org. dixiegrrrrl Mar 2019 #27

Matty "The Squid" Squid! rusty fender Mar 2019 #36

Matty "The Squid" Calamari! PatSeg Mar 2019 #44

Cheeto and the Squid Solly Mack Mar 2019 #6

Ha, ha, a buddy flick!!! PatSeg Mar 2019 #46

Like Milo and Otis - but without the warmth, caring, joy, and adorable characters. Solly Mack Mar 2019 #47

It's like the sequel to Goodfellas. backscatter712 Mar 2019 #50

Sequels often tend to suck, so, yeah. Solly Mack Mar 2019 #52

Or Starsky and Hutch PatSeg Mar 2019 #63

I don't know. I had the biggest crush on Paul Michael Glaser at one time. Solly Mack Mar 2019 #68

Yeah, I liked Starsky and Hutch PatSeg Mar 2019 #74

That would be Lenny and Squiggy. Solly Mack Mar 2019 #79

Ah, there you go! PatSeg Mar 2019 #82

Ah! I remember Paul Michael Glaser. Dave Starsky Mar 2019 #103

I can see how you'd be confused by it. :) Solly Mack Mar 2019 #105

Fun fact: The Bay City Police Department... Dave Starsky Mar 2019 #107

That's a sobering thought. Solly Mack Mar 2019 #108

The title The Squid and the Whale was already taken lame54 Mar 2019 #53

Could still be the Squid and the Wail. Solly Mack Mar 2019 #55

The Squid and the Wall? lagomorph777 Mar 2019 #57

Where a lonely squid slithers up and down a wall in search of a home? Solly Mack Mar 2019 #60

It's brilliant! Ananda62 Mar 2019 #65

I'd read/watch it. Solly Mack Mar 2019 #69

Or the Squid, the Mooch and the Pecker. suffragette Mar 2019 #85

I won't describe the image that popped into my head. Solly Mack Mar 2019 #86

The Toadstool Dictator? suffragette Mar 2019 #87

Something like that with multiple sucking appendages. Solly Mack Mar 2019 #88

Well, we are living in a dystopia thanks to them. suffragette Mar 2019 #90

Yeah. I'm too old for this shit. Hard to grow old gracefully in a room full of marbles. Solly Mack Mar 2019 #96

Now that's an image. Feel the same way. I am so stealing that. suffragette Mar 2019 #112

LOL Iliyah Mar 2019 #56

That would be the fear - that it's catching. Solly Mack Mar 2019 #61

Please try to have some fun with this Stinky The Clown Mar 2019 #7

No. It is not Ron Perlman. Sneederbunk Mar 2019 #9

Maybe he's the mystery guy who threatened Stormy Daniels. nt frogmarch Mar 2019 #10

It appears to have been his son -- https://crooksandliars.com/2018/04/guy-thug-who-threatened-stormy OMGWTF Mar 2019 #89

Does anybody remember when his name came up as a possible suspect in the threatening of an accuser Dem2 Mar 2019 #11

WP has a story about this man Skidmore Mar 2019 #13

This guy looks like a total sleazeball loser! Not surprised that Trump would hire him. PTWB Mar 2019 #15

Yeah, I'm betting if you'z tied up in a chair in a Queens basement with a single dangling lightbulb mr_lebowski Mar 2019 #23

Dude has that "I'll happily dismember your body with a chainsaw, with a workman-like precision" look mr_lebowski Mar 2019 #16

somethin wrong with that photo Grasswire2 Mar 2019 #17

Tennis hecklers. He caught Trump's eye roughing up tennis hecklers underpants Mar 2019 #18

MATT THE SQUID Caliman73 Mar 2019 #19

In correct Mafia parlance, that would be "Matty the Squid" smirkymonkey Mar 2019 #24

More than saying "I'd kill for you"...we have a POTUS who considers that a resume strength. n/t CincyDem Mar 2019 #20

Trump saw him roughing up hecklers on a tennis court and liked what he saw. WeekiWater Mar 2019 #21

The only guy he could find who has a lower LibDemAlways Mar 2019 #64

This is the man Stormy Daniels says threatened her Brother Buzz Mar 2019 #22

Yep. dalton99a Mar 2019 #28

Willie Cicci? maveric Mar 2019 #25

the orange assholes own version of Luca Brasi. nt Javaman Mar 2019 #26

Well, we all know what happened to Luca. volstork Mar 2019 #59

Is it weird that this dude's last name is literally MontanaMama Mar 2019 #30

Kind of reminds me of this guy... LuckyCharms Mar 2019 #31

it's probably time we all face the truth anarch Mar 2019 #32

It's sounding more plausible everyday - especialy harumph Mar 2019 #58

This reminds me: Eyeball_Kid Mar 2019 #80

Hopefully he DID kill for trump, gets convicted, and gets the electric chair..."FRIED CALAMARI" BamaRefugee Mar 2019 #35

That's good bdamomma Mar 2019 #115

I was really hoping that someone would ask Cohen about the guy who threatened Stormy Daniels Tarc Mar 2019 #38

You left out the word "iron" before "curtain" unblock Mar 2019 #39

overlords Hamlette Mar 2019 #41

So, that's what has been going on! PatSeg Mar 2019 #49

I think its a better guess than "liberals have been mean to/ignored fly over country". Hamlette Mar 2019 #66

Strangely, it makes perfect sense to me PatSeg Mar 2019 #70

Calamari translates to squid in English. louis c Mar 2019 #51

wtf ... matt the squid ?!!? Who's going to do this movie !?!? Who!? Who is going to put their rep on uponit7771 Mar 2019 #67

jaumpin jehosaphat. goodness gracious , what is this country coming to. AllaN01Bear Mar 2019 #54

We try so hard to avoid the trap of stereotyping. Baitball Blogger Mar 2019 #62

Straight out of a Venture Bros episode. Matt the Squid, works for Wide Whale. n/t sarge43 Mar 2019 #72

On the 60's version of Batman those henchmen had better outfits. sarcasmo Mar 2019 #73

He's actually *cracking his knuckles* ? Sugar Smack Mar 2019 #75

If he has a girlfriend he calls "Crabby Patty" I'm outta here. dameatball Mar 2019 #76

Squid Bob Square Pants is his stripper name, apparently. littlemissmartypants Mar 2019 #84

Her name must be Pussy Galore world wide wally Mar 2019 #119

Matt "the man who ate Ron Burgundy" Calamari Docreed2003 Mar 2019 #77

Its true, he comes from a short line of them..... Historic NY Mar 2019 #83

What, no diamond pinky ring? Wardrobe! WTF!! You asleep in there?? n/t TygrBright Mar 2019 #91

Trump always likes people from "central casting" NastyRiffraff Mar 2019 #92

You sure cannabis_flower Mar 2019 #93

I hear trump calls him "Matty the Squid" MineralMan Mar 2019 #94

From Popeye Cartoons... moonseller66 Mar 2019 #98

Looks like tiptonic Mar 2019 #99

Did he invent that sauce named after him? pdsimdars Mar 2019 #101

"Ay! Youse lookenatme?" He's just another consultant workin for the man. marble falls Mar 2019 #106

Gonna pound you'ah face ta hamberder meat! blugbox Mar 2019 #111

An' serve it up to some basket ball team or another. Capiche? Now beat it. marble falls Mar 2019 #113

It's like we're watching a Scorsese movie. Maybe a Brian DePalma flick. Initech Mar 2019 #109

why would u refuse to believe it,,,? Cryptoad Mar 2019 #110

yeah for real bdamomma Mar 2019 #116

K&R orangecrush Mar 2019 #118

Future Secretary of the Treasury, I'm sure. world wide wally Mar 2019 #120

Everybody--it's Andy Kaufman, of course... First Speaker Mar 2019 #121

Rec for your last line. JohnnyRingo Mar 2019 #122

Barbara Res and Howard Fineman DeminPennswoods Mar 2019 #124

Cry. truestwords Mar 2019 #125

Every criminal organization needs some hitmen IronLionZion Mar 2019 #126

I feel you Tommy. Glamrock Mar 2019 #127

Mattie "The Squid" Calamari trof Mar 2019 #128

Trump talks like a mobster, so I'm not surprised. Buckeye_Democrat Mar 2019 #129

Michael Cohen video set to Sopranos theme song: CottonBear Mar 2019 #133

The Dolt45 Misadministration IS a reality show. CottonBear Mar 2019 #131

his actual nickname is "the big squid" according to miyazaki Mar 2019 #132