Any reasonably sentient adult could see that a hand-drawn line made with a Sharpie marker was not part of the official map and was added clumsily by someone who wanted the map to show something it didn't show. It's amazingly, transparently stupid.
Donnie: My dog ate my homework!
Teacher: Really? Can you bring me a note from your mom?
(the next day)
Donnie: Here's the note from my mom.
Teacher: It says, "Donnie's dog ate my homework. Love, Donnie's mom." Did your mom really write this?
Donnie: Yes! And here's a picture of my dog eating my homework!
Teacher: That's not your homework.
Donnie: Yes, it is! I just wrote "homework" on it so you'd know it was my homework.
Teacher: I'm calling your mom.
Donnie: You can't.
Teacher: Why?
Donnie: She's... dead. Yeah, that's it. She's dead.
Teacher: When did that happen?
Donnie: Last week. I've been home alone all by myself and I couldn't stop my dog from eating my homework because my mom is dead.
Teacher: Then how did she write the letter?
Donnie: Actually my grandma wrote it. It's her dog that ate my homework.
Teacher: So I'll call your grandma, then.
Donnie: Um, she's... not home. She might be dead, too.
And so forth....
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