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wandy

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31. Personaly I've found Jack Daniels far more effective at removing chemtrails than vinegar.

Fri Jan 6, 2012, 01:13 PM

Jan 2012

Granted it's more expensive than vinegar so don't waist it by spraying it around the garden.
Unkle Jacks chemtrail receipy.
1 bottle Jacks chemtrail remover.
1 Glass.
Carfully mesure 3 fingers of remover into glass. Do not dilute.
Take internaly.
Check for chemtrails.
Repeat process untill.
1) Chemtrails dissappere.
2) It gets dark.
3) You begin to think that contrails are pretty and may be you're friends.

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Crazy Ron Paul Supporters Clean the Sky with Vinegar [View all] SunsetDreams Jan 2012 OP

Use your own faculties to evaluate the chemtrails SpiralHawk Jan 2012 #1

Well, if chemtrails really were some kind of crazy poison chemical... Capitalocracy Jan 2012 #2

I think the author has SunsetDreams Jan 2012 #3

I've only one "all normal" & "totally harmless" thing to communicate to the author SpiralHawk Jan 2012 #5

Wow that would take a lot of Vinegar! SunsetDreams Jan 2012 #7

Chemtrails are in all honesty sharp_stick Jan 2012 #12

I know! and now SunsetDreams Jan 2012 #15

They tombstone people for that RZM Jan 2012 #9

Will there be Vinegar on my pizza? SunsetDreams Jan 2012 #16

If you're tombstoned for it, you get no grave RZM Jan 2012 #22

Can I make one last parting request? SunsetDreams Jan 2012 #33

Sure RZM Jan 2012 #34

OMG a legacy! SunsetDreams Jan 2012 #39

Contrails are perfectly normal. Codeine Jan 2012 #11

my faculties are on strike for a better retirement package eShirl Jan 2012 #29

I did. And they're harmless. Taverner Jan 2012 #44

'Scuse Me While I Squirt The Sky. The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2012 #4

! SunsetDreams Jan 2012 #8

Jimmi Hendrix? Whisp Jan 2012 #13

DUzy! N/T alpizzy Jan 2012 #26

I got a genuine belly laugh outta that one tkmorris Jan 2012 #45

One part of me laughs. Robb Jan 2012 #6

That's certainly the corporate line SpiralHawk Jan 2012 #10

And all of the flight controllers are in on it, too! jberryhill Jan 2012 #14

Oh, come on pintobean Jan 2012 #17

It occurs to me you're being sincere. I am, too. Robb Jan 2012 #19

Yeah, well pintobean Jan 2012 #28

Please tell me you're not saying that "Chemtrails" are more than jet exhaust... nt SidDithers Jan 2012 #21

Holy Cow. Seriously? nt sufrommich Jan 2012 #42

Even if they weren't made of simple water vapor, which they are, The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2012 #20

A spray bottle that powerful would be great for chasing the cats off the dining room table from MH1 Jan 2012 #36

I love that this humourous thread has turned into a chem-trail woo-woo thread NeedleCast Jan 2012 #18

I fuckin' love chemtrail threads!!... SidDithers Jan 2012 #23

This thread has left a sour taste in my mouth. Swede Jan 2012 #24

You're supposed to point the vinegar in the other direction, silly ;) X_Digger Jan 2012 #32

I love chemtrail threads Renew Deal Jan 2012 #25

Make sure to spray into the wind with your eyes unprotected. TwilightGardener Jan 2012 #27

. ProSense Jan 2012 #38

LOL, I warned him RZM Jan 2012 #30

Ah well... SidDithers Jan 2012 #40

Personaly I've found Jack Daniels far more effective at removing chemtrails than vinegar. wandy Jan 2012 #31

... MH1 Jan 2012 #37

Clearly there are a lot of people out there hifiguy Jan 2012 #35

Old Man Yells At Cloud: Erose999 Jan 2012 #41

LOL slutticus Jan 2012 #47

in 2004, (and again recently) a Cleveland nutjob (who, btw, gets a "prime" 3-6+pm show) was saying zbdent Jan 2012 #43

K&R...nt SidDithers Jan 2012 #46