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What if he collapses tonight? [View all] malaise Oct 2020 OP
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 live love laugh Oct 2020 #1
Just curious, where did you come up with your name? PTWB Oct 2020 #8
DU would crash for sure malaise Oct 2020 #34
I will celebrate but I'll have to rely on others to tell me about it The Velveteen Ocelot Oct 2020 #2
Same here LoveMyCali Oct 2020 #128
Ditto here ailsagirl Oct 2020 #132
It's OK, I already have a bottle of champagne in the fridge. tanyev Oct 2020 #3
He won't. underpants Oct 2020 #4
Hahaha SheltieLover Oct 2020 #21
Hopefully in a straight jacket! EOM 👍 TruckFump Oct 2020 #131
Voice should go first . .. Iliyah Oct 2020 #5
That'd be fabulous! calimary Oct 2020 #95
The final words I want to hear him say before silence reigns.. BobTheSubgenius Oct 2020 #133
Like the wizard of oz WA-03 Democrat Oct 2020 #6
That would be... Claire Oh Nette Oct 2020 #7
We're not so lucky. Drunken Irishman Oct 2020 #9
Recommended. (x a million) H2O Man Oct 2020 #10
There is no time like the present malaise Oct 2020 #35
He is bizarre tonight. H2O Man Oct 2020 #80
He's talking faster than he's ever talked before lunatica Oct 2020 #84
A recent dose H2O Man Oct 2020 #88
I am so sick of the lies and the shouting malaise Oct 2020 #86
I'll be watching H2O Man Oct 2020 #89
He hurts himself every time he opens his mouth malaise Oct 2020 #93
Are you actually watching? wnylib Oct 2020 #109
I was. H2O Man Oct 2020 #117
You're a stronger person than I am. wnylib Oct 2020 #119
What if he does the dance of the dying cockroach and fucking croaks Cirque du So-What Oct 2020 #11
Wahahaha SheltieLover Oct 2020 #23
I like Kafka's short story, Metamorphosis lunatica Oct 2020 #83
If he's pumped up on steroids, and if wnylib Oct 2020 #116
Do you think he'll have ONE challenging question? maxsolomon Oct 2020 #12
Let me put it this way malaise Oct 2020 #20
Is the audience hand picked and paid? wnylib Oct 2020 #121
Don't watch, you'll boost his ratings. VOX Oct 2020 #13
They don't count us malaise Oct 2020 #22
Trump would finally get ratings to die for gratuitous Oct 2020 #14
DUzy - a brilliant one - you win the thread malaise Oct 2020 #25
! gratuitous Oct 2020 #31
LOL onetexan Oct 2020 #52
This message was self-deleted by its author 3Hotdogs Oct 2020 #101
His death rattle would be my new ringtone. Nevilledog Oct 2020 #65
You nearly owed me a keyboard!! niyad Oct 2020 #94
Me, too judesedit Oct 2020 #112
Me, too judesedit Oct 2020 #114
I'd take out a mortgage to buy that ringtone. 3Hotdogs Oct 2020 #104
I think Joe is in pretty good shape. I don't expect any thing. LiberalArkie Oct 2020 #15
I'll be disappointed if he doesn't... 2naSalit Oct 2020 #16
Roflmao! SheltieLover Oct 2020 #26
Spontaneous combustion is still there on my bingo card... 2naSalit Oct 2020 #37
Hahaha! SheltieLover Oct 2020 #41
Hehehehehehehe malaise Oct 2020 #36
Sounds like it will be a one-sided domestic dispute then. 2naSalit Oct 2020 #40
Remember Pinky Lee! IggleDuer Oct 2020 #17
I'd rather he do a Tommy Cooper. johnp3907 Oct 2020 #32
He is so dumb he doesn't even realize it VivaResitance Oct 2020 #18
It will be an epic fail, but he won't care FakeNoose Oct 2020 #19
What if he infects the audience? BainsBane Oct 2020 #24
The timing of that would be perfect for the election, though AdamGG Oct 2020 #96
Break out the Wray HipChick Oct 2020 #27
I'll have more Blue Nun(s) than malaise Oct 2020 #29
LMAO! HipChick Oct 2020 #39
that's good bdamomma Oct 2020 #66
She's asking serious questions malaise Oct 2020 #68
We play YMCA and dance round him sunonmars Oct 2020 #28
I hope there's video because I won't watch that piece of shit whttevrr Oct 2020 #30
Love the kitty action. Looks different wnylib Oct 2020 #126
Thank you... I love that cat gif whttevrr Oct 2020 #127
There will be much rejoicing. fleur-de-lisa Oct 2020 #33
I will onethatcares Oct 2020 #38
Getting up off the floor malaise Oct 2020 #43
I'm going to record it just in case.. jalan48 Oct 2020 #42
THEY WOULD PROP TRUMP UP LIKE VACATION AT BERNIE'S yuiyoshida Oct 2020 #44
OMFG malaise Oct 2020 #45
They would just go to a commercial yuiyoshida Oct 2020 #46
2 for 1 special on Geritol. 3Hotdogs Oct 2020 #108
I'm not getting my hopes up. I can't figure out why leftyladyfrommo Oct 2020 #47
Which is why I asked that question malaise Oct 2020 #48
Wrll, he's not really human. leftyladyfrommo Oct 2020 #51
Damn! malaise Oct 2020 #63
"He can't keep this up" liberaltrucker Oct 2020 #59
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! malaise Oct 2020 #62
🤞🏻Good!! we can do it Oct 2020 #49
Hopefull he falls forward off the stage and lands on a post in front of the stage. WyattKansas Oct 2020 #50
Don't tempt me to watch randr Oct 2020 #53
Then I won't be at work tomorrow BlueNProud Oct 2020 #54
At some point the Con will DEADpan as he always does onetexan Oct 2020 #55
The popping of corks would drown out his moaning. TheCowsCameHome Oct 2020 #56
Yah think malaise Oct 2020 #57
It's certainly worth a try. TheCowsCameHome Oct 2020 #60
Call a dump truck. moondust Oct 2020 #58
There would be great rejoicing Bettie Oct 2020 #61
his ratings bdamomma Oct 2020 #64
It would result in the best moonscape Oct 2020 #67
Malaise, you tease. Baitball Blogger Oct 2020 #69
Sadly he's sitting down malaise Oct 2020 #70
Are you suggesting that I should watch it? Baitball Blogger Oct 2020 #71
I'm watching both malaise Oct 2020 #73
It's a waste of time watching this shitshow malaise Oct 2020 #75
Biden was talking in a calm way, responding to questions from people who voted for Trump. Baitball Blogger Oct 2020 #77
That would make it worth tuning in. lpbk2713 Oct 2020 #72
Loud and vulgar malaise Oct 2020 #74
I really regret not having a bottle of champagne on hand? JHB Oct 2020 #76
I can't wait for your cartoons tomorrow malaise Oct 2020 #78
Thanks as always, but I feel obligated to note... JHB Oct 2020 #81
True but you know what I mean malaise Oct 2020 #82
Given deadlines, the ones to look for are the ones on the weekend, or on Monday JHB Oct 2020 #129
Sparkling wine for now. The champagne will be opened on Jan 20 as President Biden takes the niyad Oct 2020 #124
Dang ... electric_blue68 Oct 2020 #79
Please please please. blueinredohio Oct 2020 #85
The fact that some of you are watching this is a testament to AdamGG Oct 2020 #100
In not watching! I'm responding to a post. blueinredohio Oct 2020 #130
I know, I mistakenly entered this as a reply to your post rather than a reply to the OP AdamGG Oct 2020 #134
Trump looks impotent...he has keeps making excuses and saying the same old lines ashredux Oct 2020 #87
Looks impotent? malaise Oct 2020 #92
Yes... unable to take effective action; helpless or powerless. ashredux Oct 2020 #98
LOL malaise Oct 2020 #99
I agree...she has done very well...actually surprised me a bit ashredux Oct 2020 #103
Not surprised in the least malaise Oct 2020 #106
So let it be written, so let it be done. we can do it Oct 2020 #90
Then I will open the bottle of sparkling wine I am keeping for that happy day. niyad Oct 2020 #91
I'm just gonna drop this here. area51 Oct 2020 #97
. Historic NY Oct 2020 #102
I suspect his poll numbers did collapse further malaise Oct 2020 #107
Humpty-Trumpty Built a Great Wall bucolic_frolic Oct 2020 #105
I flipped to NBC during a commercial on ABC dflprincess Oct 2020 #110
They should have given him some truth serum malaise Oct 2020 #111
Now THAT I'd tune in for! dflprincess Oct 2020 #113
I will dance volstork Oct 2020 #115
I may need oxygen. And then a beer and a doob. marble falls Oct 2020 #118
And this is why I love DU. So much cleverness, so much humour, so much heart. Scared my poor niyad Oct 2020 #120
What IF JGug1 Oct 2020 #122
Collapse, bring out the champagne... birdographer Oct 2020 #123
That would be hilarious Politicub Oct 2020 #125
JOY TO THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!! CRK7376 Oct 2020 #135
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