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dogknob

(2,431 posts) Tue Nov 10, 2020, 04:34 PM Nov 2020

Openings of famous novels -- with "Four Seasons Total Landscaping" added. [View all]

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of Four Seasons Total Landscaping."

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Openings of famous novels -- with "Four Seasons Total Landscaping" added. [View all] dogknob Nov 2020 OP

"Call me Ishmael . . . hatrack Nov 2020 #1

LOL! "Jack Torrance thought: dogknob Nov 2020 #4

"Call me 4Seasons" marybourg Nov 2020 #2

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen at Four Seasons Total Lands soothsayer Nov 2020 #3

It was a Dark and Stormy night lapfog_1 Nov 2020 #5

LOL! dogknob Nov 2020 #8

Great!!! PCIntern Nov 2020 #52

Aw, you did it right! Hugin Nov 2020 #53

"Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, . . . hatrack Nov 2020 #6

Haha! "A green hunting cap squeezed the top of the fleshy balloon of a head... dogknob Nov 2020 #14

"All happy families are alike . . . hatrack Nov 2020 #17

Cien Anos de Solidad--one of my favorite novels! tblue37 Nov 2020 #47

Well, Prince, ananda Nov 2020 #7

We were somewhere around Four Seasons Total Landscaping, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs fishwax Nov 2020 #9

Beat me to it! bronxiteforever Nov 2020 #13

KNR Lucinda Nov 2020 #10

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..." Blue Owl Nov 2020 #11

This message was self-deleted by its author bronxiteforever Nov 2020 #12

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, flibbitygiblets Nov 2020 #15

"Last night I dreamt I went to malaise Nov 2020 #16

With Betsy DeVos as Mrs. Danvers! hatrack Nov 2020 #20

You win the thread malaise Nov 2020 #48

... mcar Nov 2020 #54

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. MizLibby Nov 2020 #18

Victor Hugo - Les Miserables Vdizzle Nov 2020 #19

Ford Madox Ford DemoTex Nov 2020 #21

Mr Verloc, going out in the morning, left Four Seasons Total Landscaping Klaralven Nov 2020 #22

Chorus: Why do you cry out thus, unless at some vision of horror? dogknob Nov 2020 #23

3 May, Bistritz -- grumpyduck Nov 2020 #24

Play, not a Novel TlalocW Nov 2020 #25

Yay! "The gale tore at him... dogknob Nov 2020 #27

"When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating . . . hatrack Nov 2020 #26

"In a hole in the ground, there lived a Hobbit. Aristus Nov 2020 #45

I, Tiberius Claudius... Tanuki Nov 2020 #28

"Such BARGAINS!" dogknob Nov 2020 #32

"In my younger and more vulnerable years... coti Nov 2020 #29

"Last night I dreamed I went to Four Seasons Total Landscaping" Retrograde Nov 2020 #30

This message was self-deleted by its author bellmartin Nov 2020 #31

'I am always drawn back to places Ilsa Nov 2020 #33

"It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted Ilsa Nov 2020 #34

"So it goes Ishoutandscream2 Nov 2020 #35

"This is a tale of a meeting of two lonesome Ilsa Nov 2020 #36

"No one would have believed..." JHB Nov 2020 #37

Robert Cohn was once middleweight boxing champion of Princeton University..." First Speaker Nov 2020 #38

A squat grey building of only one storey. muriel_volestrangler Nov 2020 #39

The man in black fled across the desert... Roland99 Nov 2020 #40

"I don't do it for the money.... dogknob Nov 2020 #41

"In the last quarter of the twentieth century, at a time when Western civilization was declining... dogknob Nov 2020 #42

The Great Gatsby Staph Nov 2020 #43

When the sweet showers of April have pierced betsuni Nov 2020 #44

"Who is John Galt?" dogknob Nov 2020 #46

"He was an old man who fished alone in a skiff in the Gulf Stream ... lpbk2713 Nov 2020 #49

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by NameAlreadyTaken Nov 2020 #50

"A beginning is the time for taking the most delicate care that the balances are correct . . . hatrack Nov 2020 #51

"Christmas won't be Christmas without presents mcar Nov 2020 #55

Not a novel, but the opening sura of the Quran carpetbagger Nov 2020 #56

"The towers of Four Seasons Total Landscaping aspired above the morning mist; Iterate Nov 2020 #57

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be Hugin Nov 2020 #58

"Somewhere in la Mancha, in a place whose name was Four Seasons Total Landscaping... Hugin Nov 2020 #59

Mira was hiding in the Four Seasons Total Landscaping. Coventina Nov 2020 #60

There are time I remember why it is I love this place. Wel done, I say. Hekate Nov 2020 #61

"The sky above Four Seasons Total Landscaping was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel." Hugin Nov 2020 #62

"Mrs. Dalloway said she would buy the flowers herself." Hugin Nov 2020 #63

"All this happened at Fours Seasons Total Landscaping, more or less." Hugin Nov 2020 #64

Hilarious thread malaise Nov 2020 #65

"Da plane! Boss! Da plane!" Hugin Nov 2020 #66

There was a desert wind blowing that night Brother Buzz Nov 2020 #67

YEAR OF GLAD A.M. Kittenplan Nov 2020 #68

"I can feel the heat closing in... dogknob Nov 2020 #69

"The most merciful thing in the world..." Retrograde Nov 2020 #70

+1 Hugin Nov 2020 #71

Best yet! Codeine Nov 2020 #72

See Dick Run... for president. chriscan64 Nov 2020 #73