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dawg day

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2. Gosh, I'm nicer than you are.

Reply to JHB (Original post)

Wed Dec 16, 2020, 09:59 PM

Dec 2020

I was going to hold a bucket of KFC right outside next to his car, and when he lumbers out, I'd toss the bucket in the back seat, wait for him to fall in, slam the door, and yell, "Drive!" to the driver.

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If Trump tries to stay in the WH past noon 1/20, there's a simple way to get him to leave quietly... [View all] JHB Dec 2020 OP

I like it. Laelth Dec 2020 #1

Obama's not a New Yorker, and too nice a guy JHB Dec 2020 #4

THIS malaise Dec 2020 #27

Yeah really, just turn off his cable. n/t PoliticAverse Dec 2020 #21

Gosh, I'm nicer than you are. dawg day Dec 2020 #2

This coward isn't making a last stand at the WH....he'll be slipping out of the WH OAITW r.2.0 Dec 2020 #3

Awww, let me dream! JHB Dec 2020 #5

... marble falls Dec 2020 #6

Thank you, Marble falls. one of my favs I hadn't heard in years. yankeepants Dec 2020 #19

I think he says that to keep the attention on himself DesertRat Dec 2020 #7

C'mon, man! What will it take to get you in the spirit? Pies, maybe? JHB Dec 2020 #9

😂 DesertRat Dec 2020 #20

Gravy boats,... dig up lots of those too,... magicarpet Dec 2020 #8

Why bother to mash them... Enterstageleft Dec 2020 #10

Damage isn't the goal. Humiliation is. JHB Dec 2020 #11

Then don't ever let me into a room with him... Enterstageleft Dec 2020 #13

Damage gets you in trouble with the Secret Service. They can stand aside for humiliation... JHB Dec 2020 #14

I was thinking they should just let Champ and Major loose. GoCubsGo Dec 2020 #12

Is it wrong to fantasize about using tranquilizer darts cojoel Dec 2020 #15

It is not wrong, but it is unimaginiative. JHB Dec 2020 #17

"When Freddy, at fourteen, dumped a bowl of mashed potatoes musette_sf Dec 2020 #16

Just tie a rope around a moonscape Dec 2020 #18

or, just don't feed him Orangepeel Dec 2020 #22

Make him a Mendocino Dec 2020 #23

Don't waste the efforts of the kitchen staff. Use nasty, runny, instant mashed potatoes. Hermit-The-Prog Dec 2020 #24

Now I want some mashed potatoes. Maru Kitteh Dec 2020 #25

Bring in professional farters to fart in his general direction.. yellowcanine Dec 2020 #26