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Enterstageleft

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10. Why bother to mash them...
Wed Dec 16, 2020, 10:13 PM
Dec 2020

dump a ton of raw potatoes on his head, then just carry him out on a stretcher.

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I like it. Laelth Dec 2020 #1
Obama's not a New Yorker, and too nice a guy JHB Dec 2020 #4
THIS malaise Dec 2020 #27
Yeah really, just turn off his cable. n/t PoliticAverse Dec 2020 #21
Gosh, I'm nicer than you are. dawg day Dec 2020 #2
This coward isn't making a last stand at the WH....he'll be slipping out of the WH OAITW r.2.0 Dec 2020 #3
Awww, let me dream! JHB Dec 2020 #5
... marble falls Dec 2020 #6
Thank you, Marble falls. one of my favs I hadn't heard in years. yankeepants Dec 2020 #19
I think he says that to keep the attention on himself DesertRat Dec 2020 #7
C'mon, man! What will it take to get you in the spirit? Pies, maybe? JHB Dec 2020 #9
😂 DesertRat Dec 2020 #20
Gravy boats,... dig up lots of those too,... magicarpet Dec 2020 #8
Why bother to mash them... Enterstageleft Dec 2020 #10
Damage isn't the goal. Humiliation is. JHB Dec 2020 #11
Then don't ever let me into a room with him... Enterstageleft Dec 2020 #13
Damage gets you in trouble with the Secret Service. They can stand aside for humiliation... JHB Dec 2020 #14
I was thinking they should just let Champ and Major loose. GoCubsGo Dec 2020 #12
Is it wrong to fantasize about using tranquilizer darts cojoel Dec 2020 #15
It is not wrong, but it is unimaginiative. JHB Dec 2020 #17
"When Freddy, at fourteen, dumped a bowl of mashed potatoes musette_sf Dec 2020 #16
Just tie a rope around a moonscape Dec 2020 #18
or, just don't feed him Orangepeel Dec 2020 #22
Make him a Mendocino Dec 2020 #23
Don't waste the efforts of the kitchen staff. Use nasty, runny, instant mashed potatoes. Hermit-The-Prog Dec 2020 #24
Now I want some mashed potatoes. Maru Kitteh Dec 2020 #25
Bring in professional farters to fart in his general direction.. yellowcanine Dec 2020 #26
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