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DFW

(58,586 posts)
19. Rest easy
Fri Jul 23, 2021, 12:02 PM
Jul 2021

"It's maybe very important to think about definitely possibly considering whether or not to weigh the options of immediately desiring to get vaccinated as soon as possible at some unspecified point in the distant future......"

"definitely possibly"

"as soon as possible at some unspecified point in the distant future"

Yes, it's a parody. But a savage one, because it's so close to the gibberish they really spout.

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The rightwing press has always been about getting vaccines and wearing masks. Chainfire Jul 2021 #1
That's what's coming and President Biden will be considered a failure for so many unvaxxed. mucifer Jul 2021 #3
That pretty much nails it Ferrets are Cool Jul 2021 #2
There can be no misunderestimating their heartfelt obfuscation. nt Buns_of_Fire Jul 2021 #4
Brilliant malaise Jul 2021 #5
This isn't a parody? I've read this 4 times thinking it has to be a parody. Biophilic Jul 2021 #6
I tried. Tommy Carcetti Jul 2021 #9
It read like a Borowitz report. SergeStorms Jul 2021 #21
No, it's awesome as a parody, but as DFW said below, it is so close to their regular gibberish. Biophilic Jul 2021 #25
Um, yes. It's a parody. lagomorph777 Jul 2021 #15
Rest easy DFW Jul 2021 #19
This message was self-deleted by its author lapucelle Jul 2021 #7
FOX is worried their viewers are dying. sop Jul 2021 #8
Lol. They must be afraid of losing viewers. ananda Jul 2021 #10
Surprisingly, just saw clip of Gubnor of Alabama severely criticizing 66% of unvaxed in her state. Hoyt Jul 2021 #11
Were You As Shocked As I Was? ProfessorGAC Jul 2021 #38
Very shocked. She said, it's "time to start blaming the unvaccinated" for the surge. Hoyt Jul 2021 #39
The word gobbledygook comes to mind. n/t Tadpole Raisin Jul 2021 #12
Great satire treestar Jul 2021 #13
More clear? Quadruple conflicting double negative with an exponent. keithbvadu2 Jul 2021 #14
Last paragraph should be: "Details at 7-11" erronis Jul 2021 #16
Or 4 Seasons Landscaping SheltieLover Jul 2021 #28
To late, sue them anyway. BradBo Jul 2021 #17
What the actual fuck does this mean? TheBlackAdder Jul 2021 #18
I was going to ask this precise question. SheltieLover Jul 2021 #27
Pretty sure this is some Carcetti satire! Treefrog Jul 2021 #32
My old English teachers Tadpole Raisin Jul 2021 #34
No doubt, on both counts. SheltieLover Jul 2021 #35
wink wink nod nod,,,,,, Cryptoad Jul 2021 #20
Losing a family member to a preventable disease is a wake-up call. Politicub Jul 2021 #22
So sorry your grandma suffered because of these magat maskholes! SheltieLover Jul 2021 #30
Thank you :) Politicub Jul 2021 #36
It couldn't be clearer. dchill Jul 2021 #23
Losing a class action suit The Wizard Jul 2021 #24
Sarah Palin wrote that, right? n/t sarge43 Jul 2021 #26
Good grief! nt leftyladyfrommo Jul 2021 #29
Well done! Treefrog Jul 2021 #31
That clears it all up for me. twodogsbarking Jul 2021 #33
This is Borowitz and Onion worthy. I had to double check ... 11 Bravo Jul 2021 #37
Kicking in light of this: Tommy Carcetti Jul 2021 #40
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