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underpants

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2. Stealing this part.

Tue May 16, 2023, 11:55 AM

May 2023

Four years and seven million dollars later, and what did we get?” a DOJ official said. “Well, we got a grand total of two trials where the respective juries took about as much time to decide the cases were nonsense as one would take to watch an episode of HGTV’s House Hunters. So, in other words, you had a grand total of 24 people who were deprived of the opportunity to see if John and Sally from Omaha decide to go with the suburban new build, or that classic craftsman right in the heart of the city. And that’s a shame. But, hey, I guess the man tried. Can’t fault him there, right?

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K&R MustBeTheBooz May 2023 #1

Stealing this part. underpants May 2023 #2

It's not a fucking joke, gab13by13 May 2023 #3

Nope. Marcuse May 2023 #6

That's The Punchline. The Report Is The Joke. MayReasonRule May 2023 #13

Truth. Marcuse May 2023 #19

Great piece. Can anyone supply a link to this? erronis May 2023 #4

I don't either. A link would be helpful. MissMillie May 2023 #8

I wouldn't put it past Tommie_Carcetti to pull this one of all by s/he/it-self. erronis May 2023 #10

The picture at the bottom is the only indication he usually includes to say... Wounded Bear May 2023 #11

Thank you - and great satire. The best leaves the reader wondering erronis May 2023 #12

Oooooooh, they're making jokes about him now... calimary May 2023 #5

The snark has hunted well on this mission ExWhoDoesntCare May 2023 #7

Good stuff. NotVeryImportant May 2023 #9

Yeah, Codifer May 2023 #14

Tommy, ya just gotta let us know up front when you're competing with The Onion Hekate May 2023 #15

I actually did once see if they accepted submissions. Tommy Carcetti May 2023 #16

Their loss -- You're good Hekate May 2023 #18

Nice ornotna May 2023 #17