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45. Sidenote, but I'm always entirely amazed that some "modern" people

Reply to The Polack MSgt (Original post)

Mon Sep 4, 2023, 10:19 AM

Sep 2023

still believe in magical beings like Satan and Jesus. It was understandable when these mythologies were created by relatively isolated and primitive societies and few realized that the Earth orbited the sun and there was very little understanding about our status as recently evolved primates on one little planet amongst mega trillions... but that's another issue...

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I have an acquaintance, well sort of family member, he's married to a cousin of mine. [View all] The Polack MSgt Sep 2023 OP

Perfect! Walleye Sep 2023 #1

Good one! Chi67 Sep 2023 #2

Perfect! Diamond_Dog Sep 2023 #3

Well,... your name will be scratched from that Christmas card list. magicarpet Sep 2023 #4

Fingers are crossed! The Polack MSgt Sep 2023 #6

Excellent! Let us know how it goes. Laffy Kat Sep 2023 #5

Just took the beans out of the oven and transferred 'em to a crock pot The Polack MSgt Sep 2023 #8

Whatever you're cooking sounds yummy! nt Laffy Kat Sep 2023 #9

Smack him down MSGT BOSSHOG Sep 2023 #7

Or ... the best trick Satan ever played was to convince UpInArms Sep 2023 #10

Also, that tfg loves them while he absolutely *despises* them. UTUSN Sep 2023 #15

I would remind him that the devil isn't trying to convince the libs, he's here for the flying_wahini Sep 2023 #11

☝️ AKwannabe Sep 2023 #33

That's an epic comeback! Talitha Sep 2023 #12

I't'll be the same expression that serves as his usual everyday face The Polack MSgt Sep 2023 #13

That's a great reply! brer cat Sep 2023 #14

Sometimes the best comebacks have to percolate through Warpy Sep 2023 #16

That's better than anything I might have said! dchill Sep 2023 #17

Master Sargent, you got a roll of tums for tomorrow irisblue Sep 2023 #18

Very good! Sorry about your friend, though. electric_blue68 Sep 2023 #19

I also like . . . KJohnson Sep 2023 #20

Wow. That's great. Demobrat Sep 2023 #21

"And now you know the rest of the story" SouthernDem4ever Sep 2023 #22

This too AKwannabe Sep 2023 #34

Putting that in my clap-back bank. ret5hd Sep 2023 #23

Brilliant! summer_in_TX Sep 2023 #24

I like it but fear it maybe too much for their tiny brains to understand. Pepsidog Sep 2023 #25

Excellent! Please let us know how it went! calimary Sep 2023 #26

Ooooo, I like it. nt TeamProg Sep 2023 #27

Tell him . . . AverageOldGuy Sep 2023 #28

Ha! SunSeeker Sep 2023 #30

True AKwannabe Sep 2023 #35

Damn, that's perfect! I gotta write that down. I keep a list of zingers and try to remember Ziggysmom Sep 2023 #29

Awesome! SunSeeker Sep 2023 #31

Satan also convinced AKwannabe Sep 2023 #32

The guy who called a foreigner a dog to her face ExWhoDoesntCare Sep 2023 #36

Cousin, I am not a Christian and have never claimed to be one on this site. The Polack MSgt Sep 2023 #50

... Mike Niendorff Sep 2023 #37

I am Donald J Trump, millionare, I own a mansion and a yacht ScubaSteve Sep 2023 #38

"I may be a skwewy wabbit, but I ain't going to Alcatwaz" The Polack MSgt Sep 2023 #48

Off topic .....Paul Harvey, a flash from the past Farmer-Rick Sep 2023 #39

Paul Harvey was an FBI snitch. Grins Sep 2023 #55

⚡️that one should leave a mark!⚡️⚡️ thatcrowwoman Sep 2023 #40

Sounds similar to an Anne Lamott quote. mgardener Sep 2023 #41

Thank you. I knew I was just moving the scrabble tiles around of an older quote. The Polack MSgt Sep 2023 #44

"You an be certain you've created God in your own image... Trueblue Texan Sep 2023 #42

it's all a popularity thing in their minds bora13 Sep 2023 #43

Sidenote, but I'm always entirely amazed that some "modern" people Sky Jewels Sep 2023 #45

Great reply, Sarge! But I hope you won't need to use it today - that your RWNJ relative will highplainsdem Sep 2023 #46

I hope Sarge doesn't need to use it too. StarryNite Sep 2023 #47

I want to hear about the reaction, too. highplainsdem Sep 2023 #52

Like the posting republianmushroom Sep 2023 #49

So very true DownriverDem Sep 2023 #51

I love your comeback. And the sequence you describe, from Paul Harvey to Limbaugh to Fox was Martin68 Sep 2023 #53

Mine! Grins Sep 2023 #54

Nah, BEST trick Giving people a NEW GOD. TigressDem Sep 2023 #56

Actually, the best trick Satan ever played on humans was to convince them he DOES exist. Girard442 Sep 2023 #57

Harvey? Skeleton's closet StClone Sep 2023 #58