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Why not volunteer to run for House Speaker? They need help. [View all]
Here are some resume ideas
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| I'm running for House Speaker because I'm good at it, having been on the track team in high school | |
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| I was actually elected to Congress in 2020 but some Hugo Chavez guy stole my votes | |
1 (25%) |
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| I'm very very conservative: I walk everywhere, oppose modern medicine, and have no phone or TV | |
0 (0%) |
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| The job I had, before the job I had before this one, was helping little old ladies reinvest their savings | |
0 (0%) |
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| I'm currently using my billion dollar cardboard home under a highway bridge as security for bank loans | |
0 (0%) |
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| If it helps, I could always have sex with someone underaged, threaten to overthrow the government, or steal national secrets | |
0 (0%) |
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| I was raised by my grandparents until 9/11 happened cuz my mother died in the Holocaust before I was born | |
1 (25%) |
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| The felony conviction was politically motivated so I don't want to talk about it, unless you think it's a plus | |
2 (50%) |
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| 0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided. | |
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