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Martin Eden

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32. If a sperm is wasted

Reply to Aristus (Reply #1)

Fri Jan 26, 2024, 01:53 PM

Jan 2024

God gets quite irate!

Does Abbott also want to outlaw the French Tickler rubber thingyTexas men like to put on their John Thomas?

Jobs could be created removing coin operated dispensers from restrooms at gas stations.

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BREAKING NEWS: Texas Governor proposes ban on vasectomies. [View all] Eyeball_Kid Jan 2024 OP

"Every Sperm Is Sacred" - ? Is this a joke? Aristus Jan 2024 #1

DU satire onenote Jan 2024 #6

Satire: Still dead. Aristus Jan 2024 #10

the lack of discernment here is often dismaying Celerity Jan 2024 #22

Texas lege won't be in session until 2025 LeftInTX Jan 2024 #11

Abbott will probably call a special session before then. TwilightZone Jan 2024 #15

Yep! ProfessorGAC Jan 2024 #28

If a sperm is wasted Martin Eden Jan 2024 #32

I hope they do edhopper Jan 2024 #2

Snipped in the bud - nicely done. Probatim Jan 2024 #3

I guess men in Texas won't be masturbating, right? zanana1 Jan 2024 #4

Thereby putting the state legislature out of business. Paladin Jan 2024 #18

At roughly 300 million little sperm buddies per event, Buns_of_Fire Jan 2024 #21

Thanks for the added fun. Eyeball_Kid Jan 2024 #26

This message was self-deleted by its author LuckyCharms Jan 2024 #5

Tell me this is a joke.. PCIntern Jan 2024 #7

Thanks for the compliment. Eyeball_Kid Jan 2024 #27

How about a source for this so-called story? Hmmmm? I think it's fake. nt CaliforniaPeggy Jan 2024 #8

Obviously satirical, but don't put it past them. Eugene Jan 2024 #9

That's the problem: satire isn't so obvious anymore. Aristus Jan 2024 #12

oh please don't give them any ideas Captain Zero Jan 2024 #13

Good one ! nt TeamProg Jan 2024 #14

Almost got me but then I looked for a link and... CTyankee Jan 2024 #16

Love it ! republianmushroom Jan 2024 #17

Think of the movie Legally Blonde keithbvadu2 Jan 2024 #19

This message was self-deleted by its author bif Jan 2024 #20

The earth is overpopulated now and more people will destroy the planet and its eco system Stargazer99 Jan 2024 #23

If I recall correctly, Eyeball_Kid Jan 2024 #30

Congrats on a nice piece of satire. Stinky The Clown Jan 2024 #24

Today's satire is tomorrow's GOP policy. Midnight Writer Jan 2024 #25

You had me fooled UnderThisLaw Jan 2024 #29

Well played! nt Dulcinea Jan 2024 #31

Did I miss someone posting this? Louis1895 Jan 2024 #33

You had me going for a minute! That's DAMN funny! DemocraticPatriot Jan 2024 #34

You should apply to work for the Onion. nt Quixote1818 Jan 2024 #35

They'd never ban viagra Earth-shine Jan 2024 #36

This message was self-deleted by its author JudyM Jan 2024 #37