A Challenge: "Please Give Us 24 Hours of Zero Donnie Dipshit Coverage"

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I know! Ironic, isn't it? I am posting about Donnie Dipshit, that we DON'T talk about Donnie Dipshit. Maybe he broke me too, but stay with me.

I just want a day...just one day...where "we" and the media give Donnie Dipshit the attention he deserves.

His entire life has provided irrefutable evidence that he should be the most insignificant man that has ever walked the face of the earth. He's a NOTHING! Ultimately, history will regard him as impactful as a flea farting in a hurricane.

Here's the thing. He does NOT deserve one second of your time, or serious thoughts.

If you were walking down the street, and an old man came up to you claiming that he had a unicorn that pooped Rainbow Sherbet, you'd cross the street and call the insane asylum. Every utterance out of Donnie's "face-anus" is as realistic as a unicorn that shits Rainbow Sherbet.

Would it matter if even 46% of Americans believed that a Rainbow Sherbet shitting unicorn existed?

It might get covered ONCE, but then you'd realize it was ALL BULLSHIT!

If 46% of Americans believed such bullshit, the story would not be; "let's look into this and spend hours discussing the unicorn that shits Rainbow Sherbet", it would be; "46% of Americans HAVE LOST THEIR FUCKING MINDS". Even Inside Edition and Access Fucking Hollywood would deem it uncoverable.

So here is my challenge. Call it a "Sanity Day", and just refuse to even mention Donnie Dipshit for 24 hours. Just ignore him for 24 hours. Even if he claims that he will grind up the bones of immigrant children to make "T**** Bread", ignore him.

He needs media coverage like a fish needs water.

If he wasn't mentioned for 24 hours, he would be rolling around naked on the lawn of Maro Logo, babbling and playing with his own poop.

Imagine the ratings that sight would bring.