Fain: I'm fucking angry Crowd: *cheers*

[orleans]

51. you know what i like to do? i like to go to someone's house for the first time

and pass judgement on those assholes

why the hell did you put the flat screen on *that* wall?
why don't you let your damn dog out? he's been scratching at that door for ten minutes.
how come you let your kids run around like a bunch of fucking idiots?
don't you ever tell your husband/wife to just shut the fuck up?
wow--your attitude really sucks; this is supposed to be a goddamn party not piece of shit madhouse!

sound familiar? no? but it sure as hell feels familiar doesn't it?

my advice: grow up or get over yourself