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[Journeyman]

3. Buddy Hackett told this story sometime in the early 1990s . . .

I had a talk with Merv Griffin and asked him about Resorts International where I worked the first time.

I said, How did you buy a piece of shit like this.

He said, Donald Trump got me involved.

I said, Why did you buy?

He said, He got me into a bidding thing and I had to win.

I said, But you were never such a dumb fuck before, why did you listen to him?

He said, Because he has a way.

I asked, What’s he like?

He said, You never met him?

I said no. What’s he like?

Well, you know, he was born Siamese twins.

I said, No kidding. Joined at the hip?

No, he said, they were joined at the penis. And, in the separation, both twins died and the prick lived.