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68. My favorite Newfie joke

Fri Feb 21, 2025, 11:25 AM

Feb 2025

(I used to travel to Canada a lot on business):
Why were the Newfie’s in favor of Quebec seceding from Canada?
Because with them gone, the trip to Toronto would be several hours shorter.

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Canada beats USA in Four Nations championship. [View all] Music Man Feb 2025 OP

Great game hardluck Feb 2025 #1

Congratulations to our Wonderful Neighbors to the North Stallion Feb 2025 #2

Everything Trump touches! Initech Feb 2025 #3

And for those not in the know FHRRK Feb 2025 #4

This afternoon, Fuckstick hoped "Govenor Trudeau" watched the game. Swede Feb 2025 #7

Wonder how long before he claims Canada cheated. Bev54 Feb 2025 #9

No, the US actually won SCantiGOP Feb 2025 #28

LOL, and we (Canadians) called him sir? Bev54 Feb 2025 #29

And the tears streaming down... rubbersole Feb 2025 #35

With tears in your eyes ornotna Feb 2025 #38

I am from the other side of the country but worked with a few Bev54 Feb 2025 #44

My favorite Newfie joke SCantiGOP Feb 2025 #68

lol hadn't heard that one Bev54 Feb 2025 #71

He should say "I hope Premier Trump accepts the defeat". n/t OnlinePoker Feb 2025 #16

And "We welcome the USA as our 11th Province". Justice matters. Feb 2025 #33

Like "Comrade Felon, hope you get that Pee Pee tape back" Justin ...nt Jarqui Feb 2025 #25

"Sig Heil, Herr Trump" rubbersole Feb 2025 #37

Who are the MAGAts on Team USA? bdjhawk Feb 2025 #18

The Tkachuk Brothers for 2. I'm sure there are more. Wiz Imp Feb 2025 #63

J.T. Miller for another Wiz Imp Feb 2025 #64

Jack Eichel as well Wiz Imp Feb 2025 #65

Pretty much the entire team and staff too boot AStern Feb 2025 #70

Jake Guentzel does not appear to support Trump Wiz Imp Feb 2025 #78

Charlie McAvoy is very supportive of the LGBTQ community in Boston Wiz Imp Feb 2025 #80

Good for them struggle4progress Feb 2025 #5

Not really that surprising SunImp Feb 2025 #6

It's not, but the gap is closing ITAL Feb 2025 #12

Goalies make the difference in just one game. Justice matters. Feb 2025 #34

Agree FHRRK Feb 2025 #45

Come to Sweden and Finland...... Celerity Feb 2025 #46

Which is why the arrogant piece of shit should have remained silent eff him. malaise Feb 2025 #62

Them grapes are sour anyway AStern Feb 2025 #72

A Canadian team has not won the Stanley Cup for over 30 years MichMan Feb 2025 #76

So happy right now! Bev54 Feb 2025 #8

As am I... I can imagine how Haapy you are, Bev! Cha Feb 2025 #51

How soon until trump says it was rigged? calguy Feb 2025 #10

Decent country wins. Sounds good to me. Alhena Feb 2025 #11

Trump gave them a pep talk. edbermac Feb 2025 #13

Whatever he touches dies. maveric Feb 2025 #19

He said he was going to watch the game Bev54 Feb 2025 #31

"From the minute they dropped the little can of shoe polish..." rubbersole Feb 2025 #40

Yay Canada!!! 🇨🇦 🍁 Meowmee Feb 2025 #14

Canada #1, Not 51 n/t OnlinePoker Feb 2025 #15

Never 51. SunSeeker Feb 2025 #54

Canada O Canada, the only good news I've seen all night nt yaesu Feb 2025 #17

Heckuva job Don Old Hassler Feb 2025 #20

¿Que paso? JoseBalow Feb 2025 #21

World class play and tied 2-2 at the end of regulation play. rubbersole Feb 2025 #41

... SunSeeker Feb 2025 #56

YES!! Congrats Canada! KT2000 Feb 2025 #22

Are We Tired of Winning Yet? MissouriDem47 Feb 2025 #23

For Canada rpannier Feb 2025 #43

Yes! LW1977 Feb 2025 #24

Excellent result. nt moniss Feb 2025 #26

This will piss Trump off, bigly. OAITW r.2.0 Feb 2025 #27

Way to go, Canada Buddyzbuddy Feb 2025 #30

This American cheered for Canada EnergizedLib Feb 2025 #32

Canadians are now referring to the United States as the 11th province LetMyPeopleVote Feb 2025 #36

LOL... Canada Has a sense of Humor! Cha Feb 2025 #52

I have gladness for Canada❣️ nt sprinkleeninow Feb 2025 #39

Trump Strike 2 rpannier Feb 2025 #42

Congratulations to our Canadian friends. Canadian friends that sent planes and people to aid in LA's inferno. /nt artemisia1 Feb 2025 #47

Good orangecrush Feb 2025 #48

Well, I know I used to B.See Feb 2025 #49

lol Good OP... Rec TY! Cha Feb 2025 #50

Love the memes! SunSeeker Feb 2025 #53

LOL.. the Tee Shirt & the Canadian Wildlife! Cha Feb 2025 #55

Hahaha! SheltieLover Feb 2025 #59

G.O.P. Felon 47 caused this fail BoRaGard Feb 2025 #57

As an American it makes me happy. Trump will be pissed and so willl the MAGAts! OrlandoDem2 Feb 2025 #58

Happy for Canada! Takket Feb 2025 #60

We did, thank you universe for listening arthritisR_US Feb 2025 #61

Kudos to Chantal Kreviazuk who sang "O, Canada" prior to last night's game Wiz Imp Feb 2025 #66

Super Bowl, Daytona 500, 4 Nations and Trump alcuno Feb 2025 #67

Was it rigged??!! RIgged, I say, riggged!! ... DoBW Feb 2025 #69

I was low-key rooting for them. Dem4life1234 Feb 2025 #73

Canada should have planted the Canadian flag at center ice. The Grand Illuminist Feb 2025 #74

Amazing Team USA did as wll as they did... WarGamer Feb 2025 #75

A Canadian team has not won the Stanley Cup for over 30 years MichMan Feb 2025 #77

Good. I don't give a rat's ass about hockey, but I was rooting for Canada. Scrivener7 Feb 2025 #79