Is Martial Law coming on April 20th? Be warned.

[Sympthsical]

109. One guy, oh noes

Not exactly harming his career with that one, is he?

Think about it. This is supposed to be the worst thing happening in the history of ever. And so far it's, "What if I shopped on Tuesday instead of Wednesday . . ."

And that's the people at the highest level of ostensible alarm.

Seriously.

And here's a question, if people literally believe a second Holocaust is imminent or another Dirty War or something akin to the Troubles is incoming, and their response is, "What if I posted online more in between White Lotus episodes?" what does that say about them? If humanity is at an inflection point moments from disaster, and the response is "Look, I've increased my cable news viewing. There's nothing more I can do!" I think we're done as a species.

At that point, just have that last party, because there's no saving us.