One of my MAGA acquaintances, formerly friend, taking his groceries to his apartment, was whining today.

[ChazInAz]

46. Never buying them at Walmart, again.

Bought eighteen eggs from that place last week, as is my custom. Alas, I was in a hurry and didn't follow my usual procedure of actually opening the package and checking them. From past experience, I suspect that the warehouse boyhos there play football with them. The four cackle berries on one end had been crushed, and the contents leaked down to cement several more so firmly in place that the broke when I tried to pry them out.
Less than a dozen eggs for the inflated price of eighteen.
Such a deal.