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Sky Jewels

(9,148 posts)
11. Big, strong Navy Seal Marines come up to him with tears in their eyes
Mon Apr 21, 2025, 01:15 PM
Apr 2025

and say, "Sir, what an honor it is to stand near the best Easter Egg finder in history." Many say Trump has found more than three billion eggs in his lifetime.

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I bet I know... hlthe2b Apr 2025 #1
Pretty good considering... lame54 Apr 2025 #2
He "hid" them all himself out of the kids' reach Diamond_Dog Apr 2025 #3
I'm sure he cheated. But of course he's the best & smartest egghunter of all & don't forget AnotherMother4Peace Apr 2025 #4
Is TSF really able to squat? Sneederbunk Apr 2025 #5
Yeah---When he sits on Putin's face. (nt) Paladin Apr 2025 #10
I think Putin is... Mike Nelson Apr 2025 #27
Once, sure. SergeStorms Apr 2025 #16
When he is filling his diaper RainCaster Apr 2025 #34
They're obviously gang members and were suspiciously poking through the bushes. Deport them to El Salvador. Ping Tung Apr 2025 #6
Check their Tats too underpants Apr 2025 #7
Putin infiltrates Krasnov's Kandy Klawback BoRaGard Apr 2025 #8
They probably were not there. They aren't rich white children. twodogsbarking Apr 2025 #9
Big, strong Navy Seal Marines come up to him with tears in their eyes Sky Jewels Apr 2025 #11
Go suck an egg ya treasonous bastid. yorkster Apr 2025 #12
Mommy, he's eating our candy xuplate Apr 2025 #13
LOL Alice Kramden Apr 2025 #14
I believe the soccer skills he's so well known for on the golf course help him here. GopherGal Apr 2025 #15
LOLOLOL ShazzieB Apr 2025 #17
Hilarious! NT bee_peaceful Apr 2025 #18
He had his caddy collect the eggs JoseBalow Apr 2025 #19
Let's Go Krasnov! HarryM Apr 2025 #20
Is that pic real? Cherrycheeks Apr 2025 #21
of course not NJCher Apr 2025 #22
I didnt think .. Cherrycheeks Apr 2025 #32
Probably saves all the gold-colored foil. nt eppur_se_muova Apr 2025 #23
Congrats on an even 190,000 posts ! eppur_se_muova Apr 2025 #24
👀 underpants Apr 2025 #25
Those kids better get away.He's ready for a five alarm fart Tribetime Apr 2025 #26
I mean... it's not totally unbelievable. Nt MadScout Apr 2025 #28
I am the egg man! Godot51 Apr 2025 #29
LOL! electric_blue68 Apr 2025 #30
No source, Gordcanuck Apr 2025 #31
Aw, poor kids. calimary Apr 2025 #33
Laughing My Ass Off!!! MayReasonRule Apr 2025 #35
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