Today I turn 70.

[SupportSanity]

83. That Seventies Show! Starring:

us!

Happy Birthday to ya’

70 was so last year.

I was told it’s all downhill from here. I’m still looking for the hill.

I’m not all seventy.

My eyes are 80
My teeth are 60
My belly is 95 and way too old for exercise
My one hip says it’s too old and is asking for a replacement
My nose is 105 and should be smelling smells that are now only a memory
And my brain is a twenty year old trapped in an older man’s body.

All in all, it’s as it should be.

Happy Birthday!