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In reply to the discussion: He was never shot. It never happened. [View all]EarlG
(23,153 posts)Something like this maybe?
Okay Mr. President, heres the plan. Youll be on the stage, and were going to have a shooter up on this rooftop. Hes going to fire live rounds at you, because we need to make this look real. A few people behind you will probably get hit, but dont worry our guy on the roof is an expert marksman, so you dont need to worry about getting shot. Hes also suicidal, which is why hes chosen to take on this mission knowing that he himself will be immediately killed by a police sniper.
So as soon as you hear gunshots going off, the Secret Service will wrestle you to the ground. At that point, we want you to fall out of your shoes and squeeze this blood capsule over your ear. There will be a million cameras pointed at you, but were not worried about that because clearly you have the sleight-of-hand skills of a master magician. Then just wave your fist in the air, and the election is yours to lose.
Is that how it went down?
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