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Hugin

(36,267 posts)
17. I could have done a parade for 90% less.
Sun Jun 15, 2025, 09:05 AM
Sunday

Get a few companies worth of “troops” on Craig’s list and a half dozen “tanks” from Tractor Supply. Have them run around behind the reviewing stand after each pass and form up for another.

A Potemkin parade for a Potemkin President.

This is not a new idea, by the way. I believe Patton did it at least twice.

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The parade no one came to. [View all] babylonsister Sunday OP
Beautifully written malaise Sunday #1
That is beautifully written. ETA: Malaise, I swear I didn't see your post before I wrote that! Scrivener7 Sunday #2
"It looked less like a celebration boonecreek Sunday #3
More paradees than viewers Demovictory9 Sunday #4
And his sedated inflate-a-wife couldn't wait for it to be over so she could get away from him. NBachers Sunday #5
"sedated inflate a wife" !!!! I call her "pay per view." CTyankee Sunday #11
Snort!!! niyad Sunday #22
pay per view ZDU Sunday #25
Ouch!!! calimary Monday #38
Snicker niyad Sunday #23
His Taco Belle BattleRow Sunday #34
Love THIS, too!!! calimary Monday #39
K&R spanone Sunday #6
A little fun math -- 70sEraVet Sunday #7
I could have done a parade for 90% less. Hugin Sunday #17
Hey, I'll get a bunch of pals together with pots, pans, and wooden spoons. calimary Monday #44
The buffoon on ketamine is notably less "active" on his fascist propaganda machine lately... Justice matters. Sunday #27
I wonder who was the sap that had to console him... rubbersole Sunday #8
dont give him ideas DonCoquixote Sunday #9
Yeah, good luck with that shit. paleotn Sunday #13
For the DIY'ers in the back ... dweller Sunday #30
..... paleotn Sunday #31
Yikes! calimary Monday #45
I only saw clips of it on you tube. pwb Sunday #10
Tech bros. Imagine! paleotn Sunday #14
End the Nerd Reich! diane in sf Sunday #33
I never thought about it before, but military parades by nature must be totally boring Ohioboy Sunday #12
He went to bed with a narcissistic injury Ruby the Liberal Sunday #15
No way 7 to 15 million people showed for No Kings protests Fiendish Thingy Sunday #16
I'd guess about 15-hundred at the Clackamas rally. calimary Monday #46
And that is what makes No Kings impressive, not total turnout Fiendish Thingy Monday #47
Local paper showed a photo of a regiment in Continental Army uniforms. Fer fux sakes. 3Hotdogs Sunday #18
I was comparing this US Army's 250th Birthday Parade to... mwooldri Sunday #19
Ooops. Sounds like somebody forgot to book any marching bands ms liberty Sunday #20
WW II vintage Be Leave On Monday #36
"Those Sons-a-bitches" "I'll make them pay for their insolence" "This is MY America! " chouchou Sunday #21
His handlers are hard at work this a.m. figuring out what ego strokefest they have to come up with to counter yesterday NCDem47 Sunday #29
My favorite line in the article Dave Id Sunday #24
Great. Problem is, if the convicted felon is not gone next year... Justice matters. Sunday #26
Not a whole lot sadder than a child when nobody wants to come to their party mahina Sunday #28
I'm disappointed none of the coverage Hassler Sunday #32
I thought one of the best parts was a soldier walking the parade route, holding up a drone. C Moon Monday #35
Why were they wearing sunglasses in the RAIN?!?!? BigmanPigman Monday #37
This is why I don't believe in ghosts mdbl Monday #43
The US Navy 250 year anniversary later this year. He gonna have another parade? Emile Monday #40
Sad and lonely loser (R) BoRaGard Monday #41
Next time he'll have the parade at Mara Lardo mdbl Monday #42
This made me smile LetMyPeopleVote Tuesday #48
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