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In reply to the discussion: Is he dead yet? [View all]

malaise

(288,129 posts)
7. No but someone sent me this last night 😀😂😀
Wed Jun 18, 2025, 08:55 AM
Jun 18

A WH aide told Donvict that she had this dream about a parade for him.
Was it yuge?" Trump asked, visibly interested.
"Oh, yes," said the aide, "there were millions of cheering people turning out to celebrate all along the streets."
"Was it tremendous? Trump asked, visibly excited.
"Oh, yes," the aide replied; "You were in a huge carriage, flanked by all the members of your family and cabinet. They were also very proud and happy, particularly your wife."

Trembling with excitement and rubbing his little orange hands together, Trump questions the aide: "And tell me, was I looking good?"
The aide replies: "I didn't know, sir. The casket was closed."
😀😀😀

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Jun 18 OP
Does Trump have any allergies? sop Jun 18 #1
Yes! Actual work. ethics. honesty. compassion. brains. honour. decency. niyad Jun 18 #18
Taken out by the Joint Chiefs of Staff to prevent WW III surfered Jun 18 #2
Spontaneously combusted leaving only a foul stench behind Blue Owl Jun 18 #3
Stumbled rushing to avoid President Zelenskyy at G7. SheltieLover Jun 18 #4
His Tesla turns into Christine with the radio blaring. twodogsbarking Jun 18 #5
Blaring "Fortunate Son" I hope GopherGal Jun 18 #28
I wouldn't complain one iota if the Wicked Witch from the North........ wolfie001 Jun 18 #6
What a grotesque individual. SheltieLover Jun 18 #9
I hope no one's morning coffee is ruined by that image wolfie001 Jun 18 #10
I cannot imagine anyone doing that to themselves or thinking it looks attractive SheltieLover Jun 18 #13
It's a warning label wolfie001 Jun 18 #14
Agreed! SheltieLover Jun 18 #15
It's the MAGA Lisa... Hugin Jun 18 #19
Just stole that one! wolfie001 Jun 18 #31
Please do not insult practicing witches that way. She has nothing to niyad Jun 18 #30
You're so right! I love witches! wolfie001 Jun 18 #32
No but someone sent me this last night 😀😂😀 malaise Jun 18 #7
Wahaha! SheltieLover Jun 18 #8
You have the best monikers for the bloated felon! Love 'em! wolfie001 Jun 18 #12
Stole all of them from DUers malaise Jun 18 #16
Thievery for the Greater Good! wolfie001 Jun 18 #33
Taken Out by a Radiation-Enriched Giant Iranian Gecko? hlthe2b Jun 18 #11
I've seen that film! Orrex Jun 18 #22
LOL hlthe2b Jun 18 #26
They do scream! Blue Full Moon Jun 18 #25
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jun 18 #17
Sneezed on by Kristi Noem? Swede Jun 18 #20
Another day older, and closer to dead. Joinfortmill Jun 18 #21
Short circuit in the nuclear football C_U_L8R Jun 18 #23
Confused MOP with mop and ordered the wrong one to clean his bathroom IronLionZion Jun 18 #24
No... Dulcinea Jun 18 #27
Lord, lets just get this done. republianmushroom Jun 18 #29
His body is helping malaise Jun 18 #34
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