*Ahem*. Hey Bondi, where Are The Epstein Files You Promised?

[TrollBuster9090]

Sure, Trump. You did a lot of stuff to distract us last week.

You BOMBED IRAN
You shat on the 14th Amendment
You put up riot walls around the Treasury to make us wonder what's going to happen
Your puppets on the Supreme Court said you could do whatever you want
You sent some more Gestapo out to blow peoples doors open, without even bothering to knock first
You threatened to cut Israel off if they don't give special treatment to your pal, Bibi.
You cut off trade negotiations with Canada over a ginned-up issue, and blathered some more about the 51st State
You sent out some cryptic tweet about some mystery person, which set the twitterverse back on fire about your sanity
And you bullied a bunch of spineless Republicans in Congress into voting for the most hideous bill in American history....

But WE HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES that Pam Blondie has not yet released. WHERE ARE THEY? What's in there that you don't want us to see?