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Ocelot II

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48. Why doesn't he just set up a carnival side show on the WH lawn?

Fri Jul 4, 2025, 01:36 PM

Jul 4

He's a carnival barker at heart anyhow; he'd be right at home. There could be the usual freak shows - maybe Marge Sporkfoot could show off her bleach-blonde bad-built butch-body, there could an exhibit of moral midgets, there being so many of them; Matt Gaetz' giant forehead; alligators straight out of Gator Gulag (you can an undocumented immigrant to feed them!); conjoined twins Clarence Thomas and Sam Alito, a man wearing eye makeup having carnal knowledge of a Louis XIV fauteuil à la reine, the geek Stephen Miller, biting off the heads of anybody who gets too close, a greasy orange fortune teller predicting how America will be Great Again when nobody has food or health care. Step right up!

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Trump says he plans to host UFC fight at the White House [View all] douglas9 Jul 4 OP

I recommend the main event be King Taco v. eLoon Musk. Buns_of_Fire Jul 4 #1

We've come a long way from Jackie Kennedy hosting Pablo Casals at the WH. no_hypocrisy Jul 4 #2

Utterly disgusting. Why not set up a coliseum for the GLADIATORs, the lions, and the bloody deaths? hlthe2b Jul 4 #3

Patients, grasshopper Brother Buzz Jul 4 #32

trashy eShirl Jul 4 #4

Trump belongs in a trailer park, not the white house Meadowoak Jul 5 #51

Toxic Masculinity. Toxic Stupidity. John1956PA Jul 4 #5

You gonna have the BILLIONAIRES pay for all this TACO Don? ProudMNDemocrat Jul 4 #6

What's next? Dog fighting in the newly paved over Rose Garden? Kristi Noem as the referee? sop Jul 4 #7

I guessing he figures some way to personally make money with this idiocy. Liberal In Texas Jul 4 #8

A very weak man needs his erotic entertainment. Onthefly Jul 4 #9

More overcompensation for what he lacks. Surprised he's not fostering Hunger Games. allegorical oracle Jul 4 #23

Face the camera when you say that! TommyT139 Jul 4 #29

Spot on. Onthefly Jul 5 #50

Steven Cheung, White House Communications Director, used to be Communications Director for the UFC. sop Jul 4 #10

Idiocracy similarities intensify superpatriotman Jul 4 #11

Idiocracy was light relief. At least they elected a Black man, rather than the racist in reality (nt) muriel_volestrangler Jul 4 #12

Except, Ideocracy was more about Bettie Jul 4 #16

Yup. Next think you know, we'll be forced to call him GoCubsGo Jul 4 #21

Next up... FalloutShelter Jul 4 #22

The first thing that popped in my head PatSeg Jul 4 #38

More promoting of violence as entertainment. Typical of the felon. ancianita Jul 4 #13

Actually it seems appropriate for this administration and this nation right now. Biophilic Jul 4 #14

Outstanding. Let's have Krasnov vs. Jon Bones Jones EnergizedLib Jul 4 #15

President Elizando Camacho Renew Deal Jul 4 #17

He's like a greedy little kid in a candy store. Can't spend taxpayers' money fast allegorical oracle Jul 4 #18

Human cock fighting as John McCain once described it underpants Jul 4 #19

Why not? He's already degraded the beautiful, dignified symbol of the presidency. sinkingfeeling Jul 4 #20

If he really wants to make some money, he will sell tickets to get in the ring with cabinet members or JD Volaris Jul 4 #24

White trash presidency. 2MuchNoise Jul 4 #25

To be followed by a women's mud wrestling / wet T-shirt contest dalton99a Jul 4 #26

Trump America is Idiocracy aeromanKC Jul 4 #27

Geez. Why did tRump take over the Kennedy Center if not to host a UFC fight? Sibelius Fan Jul 4 #28

Bring on the Gladiators peggysue2 Jul 4 #30

Next will be tractor pulls so he can destroy the White House lawn. Lonestarblue Jul 4 #31

Now we know the real reason he paved over the Rose Garden Lifeafter70 Jul 4 #33

The enshittification continues. Ocelot II Jul 4 #34

That describes his presidency perfectly: enshittification milestogo Jul 4 #37

Not the Kennedy Center? Hugin Jul 4 #35

Puppy Killer vs Phony AG milestogo Jul 4 #36

Pity he took out the Rose Garden - Conjuay Jul 4 #39

Nothing tacky about that. Nope. Solly Mack Jul 4 #40

Sort of like when Andrew Jackson invited a bunch of rednecks and hooligans to a party at White House. kentuck Jul 4 #41

Someone mentioned the "age of vulgarity" RandomNumbers Jul 4 #42

Trash. Total trash Ishoutandscream2 Jul 4 #43

Monster trucks in the Kennedy Center afterward! Duncan Grant Jul 4 #44

Stay classy my friend. scarletlib Jul 4 #45

His whole diatribe was inconceivably disgusting, repulsive, despicable. UTUSN Jul 4 #46

I'd watch it if they ganged up and beat the shit out of him Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jul 4 #47

Why doesn't he just set up a carnival side show on the WH lawn? Ocelot II Jul 4 #48

I'm guessing he checked it out and found he couldn't pocket enough cash from it. Paladin Jul 5 #53

He doesn't look healthy enough to make it to the 250th. Sad. ;-) RedWhiteBlueIsRacist Jul 4 #49

Maybe Lauren and Jeff Bezos can attend with their disgusting rich trash act too. Irish_Dem Jul 5 #52

Taking tacky to whole new levels. Kind of fitting though given what he's done to the Oval Office. Vinca Jul 5 #54

Who Cares? gab13by13 Jul 5 #55

The stupidifying of America spanone Jul 5 #56

Too late, he missed it. Hope22 Jul 5 #57

Trump already hosted one at the Capitol, "Patriots" vs Police, don't you remember? dem4decades Jul 5 #58