Mark Hamill: When Krypton sends its people, they're not sending their best...

[steelyboo]

5. Or "Krapton"

Somebody posted this on another story about the whitehouse sending out that pic, and I had to share it (sorry forgot the poster)

Nastier than a greasy mullet. More powerful than a loco moron. Able to spin tall tales with a single frown. Look, up in the sky! It's absurd! It's insane! It's Stuporman! Yes it's Stuporman. Strange visitor from an orange planet who came to Earth with powers and abilities far below those of decent men. Stuporman, who can warp the brains of money givers. Bend reality with his toxic brand. And who, obsessed with gold paint, a gaudy show of tastelessness used by dictators and despots. Fights a never noble battle against truth, justice and the American way!