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Orrex

(65,787 posts) Mon Jul 14, 2025, 09:38 AM Jul 14

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Ruptured bowel from Justice Roberts stuffing his own head even farther up there?

Beheaded by malfunctioning guillotine during Bastille Day celebration?

Died from lingering "wounds," one year to the day after getting "shot?"

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Jul 14 OP

Epstein being his kryptonite, he shrivles & dies? SheltieLover Jul 14 #1

All I have for today is... Hugin Jul 14 #5

Lol SheltieLover Jul 14 #7

Napped during spray tan session...got too dark... MiHale Jul 14 #2

Go, Gator, Go! GopherGal Jul 14 #34

👍... MiHale Jul 14 #40

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jul 14 #3

We'll all be like Lucy on that glorious day surfered Jul 14 #13

Absolutely NOT!!! There is no way that I will waste one precious drop niyad Jul 14 #23

I'll gladly pay you tomorrow for a bottle of bubbly today. surfered Jul 14 #37

This message was self-deleted by its author niyad Jul 14 #24

Overdue like a library book. no_hypocrisy Jul 14 #4

Cut that tag off the mattress. twodogsbarking Jul 14 #16

"But... Mama told me Monday for sure!" hlthe2b Jul 14 #6

Aww.. bdamomma Jul 15 #44

The ghost of Alfred Nobel returned from the dead with dynamite to blow him up... surfered Jul 14 #8

!!! niyad Jul 14 #25

Nice malaise Jul 14 #35

my count doun clock is running. AllaN01Bear Jul 14 #9

symptoms grow worse DoBW Jul 14 #10

swollen hands from lashing out & trying to put holes in the walls (i'm guessing) orleans Jul 14 #33

Epstein bdamomma Jul 15 #45

No, but another day closer and deeper in poop. Joinfortmill Jul 14 #11

Seriously, that is the 1st thought every day BigmanPigman Jul 14 #12

No but he'd better hope soon to be Dexter doesn't flood out his base malaise Jul 14 #14

This is how I feel trying to come up with new ideas of his demise surfered Jul 14 #15

Awwww... SheltieLover Jul 14 #28

On visit to Texas, he stumbled into a neighborhood birthday party but happy partiers mistook txwhitedove Jul 14 #17

Bwaaaaaaah malaise Jul 14 #22

I have wanted a Rump pinata since his 1st election when we saw them on drive to Austin! txwhitedove Jul 14 #39

Hahaha! SheltieLover Jul 14 #29

One last pocket pool session before lunch he thinks, and there he is found mushroom in hand, expired. Brainfodder Jul 14 #18

Disappeared just like the client list IronLionZion Jul 14 #19

Zapped by imaginary New Jersey lightning Wicked Blue Jul 14 #20

Thank you for your attention to this matter. Moostache Jul 14 #21

Not yesterday or last night, how about today, Lord, it is still young ? republianmushroom Jul 14 #26

Which brings me back to my original question: WHY THE HELL NOT? Ocelot II Jul 14 #27

died from gold spray paint fumes crud Jul 14 #30

Indeed! calimary Jul 14 #36

Certainly not until Gordcanuck Jul 14 #31

His orange head may literally explode TBF Jul 14 #32

No, goddmmit, but I'm praying. Joinfortmill Jul 14 #38

Self-inflicted DEATH BLOW Blue Owl Jul 14 #41

Had a stroke when visited by Epstein's ghost of perversions past? NNadir Jul 14 #42

I am so disappointed in Cholesterol. 🤦🏻 LetMyPeopleVote Jul 14 #43