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Orrex

(65,563 posts) Tue Jul 15, 2025, 07:15 AM Tuesday

Is he dead yet? [View all]

"Disappeared" by Chelsea after the World Cup Trophy presentation?

Suicide after visiting Ghislaine Maxwell while cameras mysteriously malfunctioned and the guards were asleep?

Died from complications from his curiously over-inflated hand?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Tuesday OP

Kirk offed him... MiHale Tuesday #1

choked on a mc nugget... samnsara Tuesday #2

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Tuesday #3

Cankles superpatriotman Tuesday #4

For my 70th birthday, I only wanted one thing... SheltieLover Tuesday #5

Happy Birthday? surfered Tuesday #17

Thx! The big 7-0. Now I feel old. SheltieLover Tuesday #22

Any birthday with a zero in it is a big deal, but what are you gonna do? surfered Tuesday #27

Not a damned thing else we can do. SheltieLover Tuesday #31

Remember -- GopherGal Tuesday #36

Always my goal! SheltieLover Tuesday #37

Attacked by a flock of flamigos. They kicked the sheet right out. twodogsbarking Tuesday #6

Killed by salmonella on the onions on his Big Mac, having fired... NNadir Tuesday #7

Accidentally bludgeoned multiple times over the head with a World Cup trophy? Oopsie Daisy Tuesday #8

Beaten to a pulp by soccer hooligans? nt Dulcinea Tuesday #30

No but we're not the only ones who want to celebrate his departure malaise Tuesday #9

It is hard to imagine. gordianot Tuesday #10

Blew a gasket screaming "STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES!" 2MuchNoise Tuesday #11

Nice! Orrex Tuesday #15

Texas has lots of festivals and activities. Rump should get an honorary invitation to the event in txwhitedove Tuesday #12

Falling all the way down the long stairs from AF1 with cameras to document the event. LaRaven Tuesday #13

How many REPEAT views do you think that would get? johnnyfins Tuesday #28

Zillions! SheltieLover Tuesday #32

Invite him to dedicate a children's day camp in a Texas floodplain generalbetrayus Tuesday #14

Hmm, they're still searching for those swept away, so a bit harsh. txwhitedove Tuesday #16

I think there was more flooding in that area again, too. SheltieLover Tuesday #24

Yes, hampering searches.., that and the fact that bodies, cars, trailers, moved miles downnstream txwhitedove Tuesday #25

OMG! Heartbreaking! SheltieLover Tuesday #26

Assassinated by Putin for ending their Bromance surfered Tuesday #18

Devoured while seeking the golf ball needed to cheat his way to his next "championship?" hlthe2b Tuesday #19

HA HA HA! SheltieLover Tuesday #23

That would be poetic if he got attacked by johnnyfins Tuesday #29

Bwaaaaah malaise Tuesday #34

Not last night, damn, just a day closer, republianmushroom Tuesday #20

Yearning for that moment when it's announced..... Blue Owl Tuesday #21

Hands down, it's getting closer. 😀😀 malaise Tuesday #35

Stabbed in the ear with an autopen Wicked Blue Tuesday #33