White House posts Trump's winning golf score on WH instragram page

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23. Trump golf explained -

The foursome chose to replay the the par 3 third instead of waiting for the foursome on the par 5 fourth to clear. A caddy reports the fifth, a par 4 water hole, is the problem due to a lost ball; replay the third again. (Look, we have to finish 18 by 11. It's not our fault the course didn't accommodate us.)
What's that you say? This course has 4 par 3's and it's always like this? We all like par golf so let's skip 14 through 16 and take pars there too. The handicap rating totals 6 for them so it only makes sense to pick those holes.
In summary, they shed 12 strokes and skip the 3 toughest holes. Golf is easy if you have a natural grift for things.