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23. Trump golf explained -

Mon Aug 4, 2025, 05:19 AM

Aug 4

The foursome chose to replay the the par 3 third instead of waiting for the foursome on the par 5 fourth to clear. A caddy reports the fifth, a par 4 water hole, is the problem due to a lost ball; replay the third again. (Look, we have to finish 18 by 11. It's not our fault the course didn't accommodate us.)
What's that you say? This course has 4 par 3's and it's always like this? We all like par golf so let's skip 14 through 16 and take pars there too. The handicap rating totals 6 for them so it only makes sense to pick those holes.
In summary, they shed 12 strokes and skip the 3 toughest holes. Golf is easy if you have a natural grift for things.

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White House posts Trump's winning golf score on WH instragram page [View all] Demovictory9 Aug 3 OP

I don't trust any numbers coming from the White House. milestogo Aug 3 #1

Well, then. I hope a lot of Instagram users reply with this video. tanyev Aug 3 #2

Caddy dropped the ball again malaise Aug 3 #3

Internet is reminding WH that trump is a cheat Demovictory9 Aug 3 #10

Absolute disgrace. Kingofalldems Aug 3 #4

Yeah..i wonder if he orders staff to post ir does sraff post because azz kizzing Demovictory9 Aug 3 #12

A 69? newdeal2 Aug 3 #5

Is that the number of times his caddie dropped the ball in the hole? jls4561 Aug 3 #14

The.best average score for a player on the Senior PGA tour this year Wiz Imp Aug 3 #17

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This needs to stop................... Lovie777 Aug 3 #6

Who give a shit Mossfern Aug 3 #7

" whitehouse Winning on and off the course. ⛳️" Demovictory9 Aug 3 #9

As I said Mossfern Aug 3 #13

Members pay big bucks to enter these tournaments. Kingofalldems Aug 3 #8

Yeah...sure D_Master81 Aug 3 #11

Golf is over rated. IMO. pwb Aug 3 #15

I won't have time for golf.... Delarage Aug 3 #16

SNL oughta do a skit on the cheat. oasis Aug 3 #18

Trump really is the Commander in Cheat. LetMyPeopleVote Aug 4 #19

Wearing that hat, he disgraces America BoRaGard Aug 4 #22

Another caddy caught dropping a golf ball for Trump. This time it was at Bedminster. LetMyPeopleVote Aug 4 #20

repubes are the party of cheats BoRaGard Aug 4 #21