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Orrex

(65,883 posts) Sat Aug 9, 2025, 07:24 AM Aug 9

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Explosive decompression while visiting the planned site of the lunar nuclear reactor?

Mysteriously smothered by 800 pounds of human shit while boating on the Chicago River?

Exsanguinated by RFK Jr as a treatment for the sniffles?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Aug 9 OP

Drowned while playing the part of the turd in the punch bowl? SheltieLover Aug 9 #1

Your muses are working overtime surfered Aug 9 #11

Roflmao SheltieLover Aug 9 #12

Hehehehhe malaise Aug 9 #13

Lol SheltieLover Aug 9 #14

I think you're getting the hang of it, girlfriend! littlemissmartypants Aug 9 #52

I take no credit. It's my muses. SheltieLover Aug 9 #53

Tell the "muses" that I said, "Well done.' 😉 littlemissmartypants Aug 9 #55

Thx, Pants. Will do! SheltieLover Aug 9 #56

I'll take door number 2... pun intended SheltieLover Aug 9 #2

Dehydration from eating a pan of Ex-Lax brownies. no_hypocrisy Aug 9 #3

Nope - but we're getting ready Yonnie3 Aug 9 #4

Pretty funny🙂 ty. definitely write your verse👍 electric_blue68 Aug 9 #58

Finally took that self driving Tesla that Elon gave him out for a spin. surfered Aug 9 #5

... SheltieLover Aug 9 #8

Oooopppss! electric_blue68 Aug 9 #59

One would think so, what with all the videos being posted with titles like "Trump destroyed," "obliterated" and such. sop Aug 9 #6

Indeed! n/t Yonnie3 Aug 9 #10

Exsanguinated? surfered Aug 9 #7

You're on a roll! SheltieLover Aug 9 #9

Doesn't one need a heart to pump blood? SheltieLover Aug 9 #15

Nah, he borrowed Cheney's pumper! 3825-87867 Aug 9 #18

... SheltieLover Aug 9 #22

I immediately thought of D Cheney! electric_blue68 Aug 9 #60

Hahaha! SheltieLover Aug 9 #61

👋 electric_blue68 Aug 9 #63

I click on this thread True Dough Aug 9 #21

No but if Putin shows up with Epstein tapes malaise Aug 9 #16

Soon! SheltieLover Aug 9 #23

And she is VERY impatient!!! niyad Aug 9 #46

Irremoveable(?) butt-plug (oversized!) with super glue 3825-87867 Aug 9 #17

Oh man, that would be gross but glorious LymphocyteLover Aug 9 #27

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Aug 9 #19

That day gets closer every day surfered Aug 9 #20

👠👠👠👠👠👠 SheltieLover Aug 9 #24

The psychic predections and astrology say he is ill.... FarPoint Aug 9 #25

Hope springs eternal! SheltieLover Aug 9 #26

I listen daily for any updates from Linda G, FarPoint Aug 9 #28

Do you watch Andre? SheltieLover Aug 9 #32

Excellent post.... FarPoint Aug 9 #34

I couldn't agree more! SheltieLover Aug 9 #43

Eris at a critical point for him won't be moving on for hundreds of years SheltieLover Aug 9 #29

I did listen to most of it... FarPoint Aug 9 #31

Yes! Pls see my reply. SheltieLover Aug 9 #33

He applied a toxic batch of orange make-up? LymphocyteLover Aug 9 #30

Fatal reaction to truth serum. twodogsbarking Aug 9 #35

He isn't dead, but our democracy is nearly dead. Grim Chieftain Aug 9 #36

Alaska -- hungry bears jmbar2 Aug 9 #37

I am so disappointed in Cholesterol. 🤦🏻 LetMyPeopleVote Aug 9 #38

I've had a cause in mind for nine years Oeditpus Rex Aug 9 #39

Struck down by Noem's makeup-plastered face falling off Wicked Blue Aug 9 #40

Hahaha! SheltieLover Aug 9 #45

Bwaaaah malaise Aug 9 #47

Today's comment on Bluesky CaptainTruth Aug 9 #41

Old guy joke. twodogsbarking Aug 9 #44

Smothered by the American Flag. Let freedom ring. twodogsbarking Aug 9 #42

😄 electric_blue68 Aug 9 #62

Attacked while on the roof by a "retired" Game of Thrones Dire Wolf? hlthe2b Aug 9 #48

I hope the wolf was vaxed against rabies! SheltieLover Aug 9 #49

Not yesterday, damn, how about today (?) republianmushroom Aug 9 #50

With apologies to Buddy Holly... ShazzieB Aug 9 #51

Smacked in the head by a dildo thrown by an over enthused MAGA fan Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Aug 9 #54

. Hassin Bin Sober Aug 9 #57

😄 TY electric_blue68 Aug 9 #64