Is he dead yet?

[SheltieLover]

1. Drowned while playing the part of the turd in the punch bowl?

Met with pootin & drank the tea?

Malfunction in his gas lighting causes fatal noxious fumes... Or was that his diaper malfunctiining?

Dies of shock when haunted by King Meidas who tells kraznov that all that glitters is not gold?

Fatal case of cognitive dissonance when the freight train noise in his otherwise empty head manifested into reality & hit him head on?

Slipped all the way into the sewer of humanity while receiving order of lenin award from sleezebag witkoff. The award was presented to witkoff by pootin with the intention for it to be passed on to Juliane Gallina, currently serving at the CIA as deputy director for digital innovation, for her son's loss of life fighting with ruskies against ukraine. ( https://democraticunderground.com/100220547081 )