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twodogsbarking

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44. Old guy joke.

Sat Aug 9, 2025, 10:18 AM

Aug 9

Amish man and his son are watching the elevator at the department store for the first time. An elderly woman gets in and the door closes and soon the door opens and a beautiful young woman gets off. Amish man says to his son "go get your mother".
Maybe there's one person out there who has never heard this.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Aug 9 OP

Drowned while playing the part of the turd in the punch bowl? SheltieLover Aug 9 #1

Your muses are working overtime surfered Aug 9 #11

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I think you're getting the hang of it, girlfriend! littlemissmartypants Aug 9 #52

I take no credit. It's my muses. SheltieLover Aug 9 #53

Tell the "muses" that I said, "Well done.' 😉 littlemissmartypants Aug 9 #55

Thx, Pants. Will do! SheltieLover Aug 9 #56

I'll take door number 2... pun intended SheltieLover Aug 9 #2

Dehydration from eating a pan of Ex-Lax brownies. no_hypocrisy Aug 9 #3

Nope - but we're getting ready Yonnie3 Aug 9 #4

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... SheltieLover Aug 9 #8

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Indeed! n/t Yonnie3 Aug 9 #10

Exsanguinated? surfered Aug 9 #7

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Doesn't one need a heart to pump blood? SheltieLover Aug 9 #15

Nah, he borrowed Cheney's pumper! 3825-87867 Aug 9 #18

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I immediately thought of D Cheney! electric_blue68 Aug 9 #60

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Soon! SheltieLover Aug 9 #23

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Irremoveable(?) butt-plug (oversized!) with super glue 3825-87867 Aug 9 #17

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Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Aug 9 #19

That day gets closer every day surfered Aug 9 #20

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The psychic predections and astrology say he is ill.... FarPoint Aug 9 #25

Hope springs eternal! SheltieLover Aug 9 #26

I listen daily for any updates from Linda G, FarPoint Aug 9 #28

Do you watch Andre? SheltieLover Aug 9 #32

Excellent post.... FarPoint Aug 9 #34

I couldn't agree more! SheltieLover Aug 9 #43

Eris at a critical point for him won't be moving on for hundreds of years SheltieLover Aug 9 #29

I did listen to most of it... FarPoint Aug 9 #31

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He applied a toxic batch of orange make-up? LymphocyteLover Aug 9 #30

Fatal reaction to truth serum. twodogsbarking Aug 9 #35

He isn't dead, but our democracy is nearly dead. Grim Chieftain Aug 9 #36

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I've had a cause in mind for nine years Oeditpus Rex Aug 9 #39

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Old guy joke. twodogsbarking Aug 9 #44

Smothered by the American Flag. Let freedom ring. twodogsbarking Aug 9 #42

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Attacked while on the roof by a "retired" Game of Thrones Dire Wolf? hlthe2b Aug 9 #48

I hope the wolf was vaxed against rabies! SheltieLover Aug 9 #49

Not yesterday, damn, how about today (?) republianmushroom Aug 9 #50

With apologies to Buddy Holly... ShazzieB Aug 9 #51

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