Is he dead yet?

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15. As preparation for his upcoming meeting with his pal Putin, Fat Donnie made a side trip to Sarah Palin's house.

While gazing from the porch to try and see Russia, flood waters from melting glaciers swept him away. Carried towards the Pacific, he drifted straight into the wind farm off the coast of Anchorage. His tiny hands were unable to grasp the base of the turbine and Satan welcomed him to the watery depths, carrying him to his final resting place beside the remains of Osama bin Laden.
Donnie consoled himself that at least in hell, he would be among his own kind. However, Satan, the eternal tormentor, had prepared a surprise. As Donnie sank towards bin Laden, his piggy eyes began to focus on a plaque near the spot where he would be shackled.
As Satan’s minions chained him to the boulder, Donnie could at last see clearly the plaque which he would stare at in perpetuity.

Osama bin Laden. Died 2011. Obama did this!