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Orrex

(66,333 posts) Thu Sep 18, 2025, 04:52 AM Sep 18

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Taken out by antifa terrorists, who apparently totally exist?

Shivved in retaliation by Cousin Micki?

Mysteriously strangled by his own bed sheets when his Windsor suite wasn't quite far enough away?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Sep 18 OP

"No? You woke me up to tell me no?" hlthe2b Sep 18 #1

He needs to eat some dodgy curry takeaway that strokes him out Celerity Sep 18 #2

Gas station sushi. mercuryblues Sep 18 #33

That's far more common in the US than the UK Celerity Sep 18 #35

You know that you crossed the line TexasTowelie Sep 18 #3

Sadly not yet, but the day is young... SheltieLover Sep 18 #4

But we're not getting any younger. surfered Sep 18 #12

True! SheltieLover Sep 18 #24

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Sep 18 #5

Hopefully, sooner than later.🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾 surfered Sep 18 #11

The sooner, the better! ShazzieB Sep 18 #37

Soon. SheltieLover Sep 18 #25

Leeches got him and Katharine Hepburn refused to help him. twodogsbarking Sep 18 #6

No, but I've begun praying for his death. I'm serious. Hope I don't end up in the hell he's headed for. Joinfortmill Sep 18 #7

To quote Dusty Springfield, "You won't get him Thinkin' and a-prayin', wishin' and a-hopin'". twodogsbarking Sep 18 #14

Ha! You never know. Joinfortmill Sep 18 #21

well im a bad shot so that leaves me out samnsara Sep 18 #28

Shriveled after talking to Bullet Tooth Tony Aviation Pro Sep 18 #8

Nope Gimpyknee Sep 18 #9

Taken to the Tower of London and beheaded. surfered Sep 18 #10

Trump is an insult to every living thing. Joinfortmill Sep 18 #22

The bed sheet thing is freaking weird. He is so disgusting. Possible one night he will drown LymphocyteLover Sep 18 #13

colbert line- mopinko Sep 18 #23

Nice pun! LymphocyteLover Sep 18 #39

im sure it was so he wouldnt stain the royal sheets samnsara Sep 18 #27

that and the brown leakage... LymphocyteLover Sep 18 #38

Stabbed by King Charles walking behind him. dreamland Sep 18 #15

That would be the only useful thing Chuck ever did. twodogsbarking Sep 18 #18

Not yet but bagimin Sep 18 #16

"Accidentally" tripped by a member of the royal guard WestMichRad Sep 18 #17

Trampled to you know by the Royal Horses. twodogsbarking Sep 18 #19

What he's gonna look like before long KS Toronado Sep 18 #20

it has to at least LOOK like natural causes otherwise the righties get real uptighty... samnsara Sep 18 #26

Did you do this? Ocelot II Sep 18 #29

snort niyad Sep 18 #34

For the Vatican it's black smoke, for the white house Coldwater Sep 18 #30

No but malaise Sep 18 #31

Bwaaaaah😂 malaise Sep 18 #32

Nope, not yet, damn, so hopeful. republianmushroom Sep 18 #36